.... you know, if I ever caught a rattlesnake that was nine feet long, this is exactly what I would do with it..... hey, I'm just sayin'.... 90lbs is a lot of meat to just chuck into the nearest ditch...

... much, much better to snuggle in with an iron skillet, a few cloves of garlic, and a sharp knife... and get your "one with nature" groove on....

by Eric on July 16, 2006 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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I've had rattler before, and it wasn't bad. Actually, it was pretty damned tasty. But I'll be damned if I'M the sorry bastard who hunts it down.

That's a good chance of fillin the shorts right there...

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on July 16, 2006 10:15 PM

They aren't hard to kill. My horsemanship coach in college beat one with my mare's good halter & lead rope & I smashed one with a rock. Forgot to keep the rattle though.

Bullshitted by LadyGunn on July 17, 2006 01:21 AM

That's a whole lotta "tastes like chicken" meat.

Bullshitted by Jerry on July 17, 2006 01:40 AM

Mmmmm, snake.

Tastes like chicken.

Tastes like a chicken that has been crawling on its belly all its life.

Bullshitted by Elisson on July 17, 2006 01:00 PM

I hear they taste just like gator, and I'd never turn my nose up at gator. ;) It's yum.

Bullshitted by trouble on July 17, 2006 03:49 PM

You can have mine, Bro.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on July 17, 2006 07:47 PM