Fertilized...

... the wild, oriental beetle pleasurefest that has been taking place in my ferns has spilled over... they are no longer content to have me massacre them by the bushel basket in only one location....

.... this morning the blooms of the climbing pink rose at my front door were coated with munching, writhing, humping Japanese beetles.... and my crepe myrtle isn't faring any better... little bastards...

... one would think that the Birds of the proverbial Field would at least be trying to help me out by filling their little gizzards with freshly fucked fertilized beetles... but no... the birds are too busy preening themselves in the birdbath to worry about helping out the likes of me....

.... so I must go once more, girt for combat... and armed with my trusty Windex bottle filled with dish detergent-impregnated water... and lead the squirming masses onward towards their buggy oblivion....

... gah!... bah humbug!.... it's almost enough to make me spring for paving the lawn... it really is....

by Eric on July 08, 2006 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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Ah, but if you paved the lawn, you would loose the beauty of the green, and the flowers. And then again, you would miss the battles of man against bugs. Good luck!

Bullshitted by Moogie on July 8, 2006 07:05 PM

Good luck. Think of all this good blog fodder you would lose if you paved. tsk tsk.

Bullshitted by vw bug on July 8, 2006 07:42 PM

New formula I used today...and it works great!

1 tsp dishwashing liquid
1 cup rubbing alcohol
1 quart water

Put it in your spray bottle....the bugs will be a bit tipsy and drop dead happy.


Bullshitted by vicki on July 9, 2006 07:14 PM