Dancing...

.. informed via email today by my buddy James in Scotland, I am happy to hear that today is the summer solstice... damn, and I don't have a thing to wear...

... I hate it when holidays sneak up on me like this...

.... although I have never celebrated Solstice Day before, this year will be a first... I just have to figure out what I need to do to properly accentuate the day.. perhaps a bonfire and some quasi-religious bugle-blowing.... maybe some naked dancing on the patio?... sloshing wine and padding my little feet on the smooth, flat patio stones with a pagan beat?.... I just don't know.... goodness, I hate being unprepared like this...

... any suggestions would be greatly appreciated....

by Eric on June 21, 2006 | Bullshit (16) | TrackBack (0) | Drinking
Bullshit So Far

I usually opt for naked dancing but, to each his own I guess . . . ;0

Bullshitted by Oddybobo on June 21, 2006 08:12 AM

I have "heard" one celebrates, naked, with bongo drums, by a body of water....

-don't ask

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on June 21, 2006 08:23 AM

... damn, I need to buy some bongos...

Bullshitted by Eric on June 21, 2006 08:58 AM

In lieu of bongos could you just use a coffee can with a tight lid? I wouldn't want to see you going to such expense for one holiday...

Bullshitted by The Maximum Leader on June 21, 2006 09:28 AM

I'm just asking for video. PLEASE...don't forget the video! ;-)

Bullshitted by Tammi on June 21, 2006 09:29 AM

There are members of my family that do the naked dancing thing *ahem not me*. My vote is naked dancing. It just seems so... primal!

Bullshitted by Bou on June 21, 2006 09:35 AM

Go over to http://www.irishwhiskey66.blogspot.com/ and ask Maeve. She be a witch and should be able to advise you..and she be a good looking witch too.

Bullshitted by GUYK on June 21, 2006 11:28 AM

Fireworks, lots of fireworks, but cut back on the naked dancing crap would not want you to lose your balance and up being impaled by your horny tree. I think your suppose to also burn some sort of meat and have mead or something.

Bullshitted by james old guy on June 21, 2006 11:33 AM

Naked dancing around the horny tree while holding a piece of chared meat in one hand and mead in the other hand.

That about sums it up.

Bullshitted by Quality Weenie on June 21, 2006 11:37 AM

Hey buddy...."maybe some naked dancing on the patio?..."?? wth?
Hear me now and listen to me later!
If you think you're gonna be dancing naked "on the patio" ya better bring a plentitude of Scotch and Irish whisky!

Bullshitted by marcus on June 21, 2006 11:47 AM

Most of the heathens I know celebrate it skyclad (aka: clothing optional), so your birthday suit should do just fine.

I recommend a bonfire, some libations to the gods (aka: drink some ale and pour a smidge on the ground), and wild sex with the missus under the stars. After all, you're surrounded by jungle. Who will know?

Bullshitted by trouble on June 21, 2006 11:59 AM

Great joints of meat, seared by a hot charcoal fire.

A multitude of libations of aged Scottish whisky.

A deck from which you can soak up the Natural Atmosphere.

Bongos and naked tapdancing optional.

Bullshitted by Elisson on June 21, 2006 02:00 PM

I'm with Tammi; we want video!
(or a picture at least) - I think it'd be cute if you did the naked dancing with your highfalutin shoes on to give it the special "Eric" touch...

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on June 21, 2006 02:12 PM

It is my understanding that naked dancing is definitely a part of the whole ritual, as is tossing a bit of an offering to the North, South, East, and West. An offering of flour, wine, and something else... All in an attempt to garner blessings. Oh! And a bit of sage in the fire to chase away evil spirits. That's the ticket...

Speaking of tickets, are you going to sell any to see your little show later this evening??

Bullshitted by Richmond on June 21, 2006 02:24 PM

If there's nekkid dancin' involved, I don't want to see no pictures, but I ain't worried. Hell, you can't leave the parts of you that go unprotected all the time in the sun for very long, I know damn well you can't get the ummmm... protected... parts in the sun at all.

Walrilla

Bullshitted by Walrilla on June 21, 2006 02:45 PM

Well hell, everyone beat me to it already. Damn good sudgestions! LOL.
I too want a video!!!!

Bullshitted by Maeve on June 21, 2006 07:33 PM