... times are hard around these parts, children... scant rains have left dry grass fearing the morning's sunrise.. beetles march across the arid landscape hopelessly... wasps buzz from desiccated branch to desiccated branch... parched toads hop and blink through crunching leaves... ants dismember the weaker varmints who have fallen to the drought... secreting their slaughterhoused remains deep into their underground homes..

... moisture-less...

... I really need to buy a sprinkler...

by Eric on June 16, 2006 | Bullshit (12) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Hell's bells, boy. You wake up, look out the window this morning and discover the house has somehow materialized in Libya.

Don't water the shit. You just gotta cut it again.

Bullshitted by bitterman on June 16, 2006 10:12 AM

"parched toads hop and blink through crunching leaves..."

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

I used to wear Arrid...to be sure.

Now I wear Sure...to be arid.

Bullshitted by Elisson on June 16, 2006 10:54 AM

Oh I hate commenting after Elisson. He always sets the bar so high on cleverness....

Bullshitted by Libby on June 16, 2006 11:11 AM

Maybe it's time to head to the deck for a rain dance... Just make sure there are no cameras around. ;)

Poor little froggies...

Bullshitted by Richmond on June 16, 2006 01:03 PM

Not good weather for boogers, then, huh?

Bullshitted by El Capitan on June 16, 2006 03:01 PM

Hell man, as much time as you spend nekkid' on the deck, just pee on the lawn. That's moisture ain't it. I'm sure the toads will thank you.

Libby, I don't understand a lot of what Ellison says. He's got to much Vman in him. yeah, "in him" just like you're thinkin'... ;)

Bullshitted by RedNeck on June 16, 2006 10:36 PM

Seriously, now is the time to wait until noon, drop the mower to an inch or 3/4, and mow the damn thing. Dead lawn, no mowing... over.

Tne world is good...

Bullshitted by that 1 guy on June 17, 2006 12:23 AM

The.... not tne.

What the hell is that?

Bullshitted by t1G on June 17, 2006 12:24 AM

Hard Times? Just because it is a little dry? You know when times are REALLY rough when the prostitutes start offering two for one and the homos are sucking their thumbs. THAT'S hard times.

Bullshitted by GUYK on June 17, 2006 05:05 AM

Damn. I had no idea that GuyK was such a poet!

Bullshitted by Bou on June 17, 2006 08:04 AM

Redneck, as a good and pious woman, I have no idea what you mean by that..... ;-}

Bullshitted by Libby on June 17, 2006 10:35 AM

Libby, I'll try to explain.

I don't understand half of what Vman says.

I also don't understand half of what Ellison says.

So what I'm sayin' is, I don't know why you hate postin' a comment after Ellison. There's a few of us that view those deals as "pretty writin'", but don't understand a bit of what they're sayin'.

In other words... Post away, don't sweat it...

Pious or not..., whatever that means.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on June 17, 2006 03:09 PM