Hair...

...I was thinking this morning about the fine art of banter.... playing with dialogue... inflection.... casual conversation, jokes, and jibes... they really are an art form.... but you know, there are some things that are better left unsaid... even if they were tossed out jokingly.... and the following imaginary conversation came to mind....

Her while taking a shower: "hey!.. can't you see I'm shaving my legs in here?..."

Him while entering shower: "yep!... I won't get in the way.. I'm just doing my bit to conserve the Earth's water supply... there is a drought on in Sumatra, you know...... "

Her: "... you take up too much room in here!.. what IS this big, red, spotty thing in the shower with me?!.. "...

Him: .. "ha!... good one!... turn around, babe... I'll shave your back.. "..

.... of course, I have no experience in such matters... but I'd imagine it isn't a very safe thing to say to a woman with a razor in her hands...

... but it does beg the question... what would happen next?... would a playful counter-jibe be launched?... maybe a vicious attack with a straight razor would be next... then again, maybe she'd toss her man the razor and turn around for a good back-shave.... is there enough data in the snippet of conversation to cause you to lean towards one answer more than the other?....

... y'all think about that for a while... I'm off to Knoxville for a day of shopping for useless plastic objects...

by Eric on June 10, 2006 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Crazy Fiction
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...shave her legs. It's fun.

Bullshitted by leelu on June 10, 2006 12:20 PM

My hubby tries to ensure he is not within arms reach when we are trading barbs - and with good reason... ;)

Bullshitted by Richmond on June 10, 2006 02:31 PM

A good swift kick to the nads would be in order if you ask me.

Never, ever screw with a naked women in the shower holding a razor.

Bullshitted by Quality Weenie on June 10, 2006 04:57 PM