... good morning, rubberneckers... today's quote of the day is a real keeper... especially since today is 6/6/06... so here's the heartwarming article... and here's the quote...

"Tiffany nods. He used to get lap dances from Peggy. Now he gets them from her daughter instead."

... goodness.. how absolutely marvelous... isn't it nice to see families living and working together in these trying times we endure?... you know, it is articles exactly like this that cheer my tiny black heart and renew my faith in humanity... they really do...

by Eric on June 06, 2006 | Bullshit (13) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

On the other hand, I'd strip bare ass nekkid and get on the pole too, before I went on welfare. I was lucky. My parents pushed me to get an education. I'm eternally thankful they did, so many women my age felt they'd just get married and have a guy support them.

When the guy left, they were left with very few options. Uneducated, with kids...

Wouldn't be my first choice, but I'm not going to denigrate a woman who works to support her kids. That is the natural consequence of her profession, though, her daughter following in her footsteps. On the other hand, nudity is a commodity in our society. That's how capitalism works. And, the daughter is a homeowner of two homes.

Women who sit on their asses and expect someone else to support them frustrate me a whole lot more than strippers.

Bullshitted by catzmeow on June 6, 2006 11:11 AM

I dunno if I totally agree with that. Nudity isn't common in my society at all. The nearest strip club to my home town is well over 4 hours away. The nearest one to my current residence is about an hour to 2 hours. And they've been busted more times than I can shake a stick at for offering more than just dances.

It's one thing to take the job because you don't want welfare, no argument there. But its entirely a different thing to encourage your kids to do it also. As parents we should want better for our children. Not have them make the same mistakes we did.

Thats not capitalism. Thats failing as a parent.

Bullshitted by BloodSpite on June 6, 2006 11:30 AM

.. it should be noted in the general discourse that we here at SWG are 100% pro-nudity...

Bullshitted by Eric on June 6, 2006 11:50 AM

I would think one always hopes for better for their children. I know I do.

On a lighter note, I think that there are a couple bloggers *ahem Tammi, T1G, Twisty, Jimbo, Oddy* that could see if my memory serves me correctly in that if they are pole dancing they are at the top of the sex service food chain! Heh. I can't remember where I parked my damn car, but I can remember this trivia... Go figure.

Bullshitted by Bou on June 6, 2006 12:04 PM

Nice....REAL nice... only one question...
Where's grandma?

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on June 6, 2006 12:30 PM

"Women who sit on their asses and expect someone else to support them frustrate me a whole lot more than strippers."

Nothing wrong with strippers. But frankly, anyone who sits on their asses, ANYONE, and expects me, you and other hard working taxpayers to support them can kiss my ______!!!

Bullshitted by Jenn on June 6, 2006 03:44 PM

Barest, most naked example of nepotism I have ever heard of! ;)

Bullshitted by Richmond on June 6, 2006 05:30 PM

This reminds of one of my favorite t-shirts.

Bullshitted by phin on June 6, 2006 06:43 PM

Shame on you all. I'm apalled at the sort of cavalier attitude on display here at SWG Headquarters. Must I remind you that we are Citizen Journalists, people?! Fact-checking of the Lame-Stream Media is of utmost importance.

With that in mind, who wants to go to a strip club?

Bullshitted by zonker on June 6, 2006 08:18 PM

... Shooter's Alley?...

Bullshitted by Eric on June 6, 2006 08:24 PM

I bet you guys have front row seats reserved!

Bullshitted by Junebugg on June 7, 2006 12:26 AM

Take her down to the funeral parlor and let her pick out everything she wants. We did this with my mama. All we had to do was pick the songs she wanted to be sang at her service and she also knew who she wanted to play the organ. We paid for it when we picked everything out. Mama was happy and four years later she died and we had nothing to do but go to the service.

Bullshitted by Catfish on June 7, 2006 12:36 AM

So, what I'm really curious about here is...

If you were buying a lap dance, would you go for the latest model or pick the allure of the older woman?


Bullshitted by trouble on June 7, 2006 08:47 AM