... well, the thunderstorm last night didn't do too much damage to the ranch as it flickered though... a few twigs down on the deck - no big deal... surveying the rolling countryside this morning with a cup of coffee in hand, I noted that the lawn pixies have been busy while I was away... the grass was freshly cut and the flowerbeds were notably weedless... damn, I do so love it when a plan comes together...

... the jungle on either side of the house continues to encroach, though, and I could sense the eyes of the local fauna upon me as I stood commandingly on the deck a few minutes ago... eyeing me as I paced unwashed, unshaven, and unashamed... but that is the nature of my patch, I suppose.. it is bursting with wildlife.... and the furry forest animals can home in on a deserted homestead like a shark to a menstruating surfer... and their little tracks have made a muddy path across the deckboards right up to the back door...little bastards...

.. get ye away from here, vile varmints... I'm home...

by Eric on May 22, 2006 | Bullshit (10) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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yep, the varmits will take over but remember that shotguns and chainsaws = civilization.

Bullshitted by GUYK on May 22, 2006 11:46 AM

Welcome back.

Bullshitted by vw bug on May 22, 2006 01:00 PM

Thanks for reminding me that I need to mow the lawn...AGAIN.

damn thing keeps growing, no matter what I do.

Bullshitted by trouble on May 22, 2006 01:10 PM

"Like a shark to a menstruating surfer"? LOL! Wow. There's a vision. And I'm laughing as I'm posting today on this whole female thing. Ack! But no surfing. And no sharks. Blech.

Glad you're home...

Bullshitted by Bou on May 22, 2006 02:21 PM

Yeah. The menstruating surfer bit me as well.

Pun intended. ;-)

Bullshitted by agent bedhead on May 22, 2006 02:51 PM

... ok... at ease, ladies... ease up on talking about Aunt Flo, please.. I haven't gotten over my jeglag yet...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 22, 2006 03:11 PM

Happy to see you back!! :) I'm off to teh patio to celebrate... ;)

Bullshitted by Richmond on May 22, 2006 05:45 PM

Welcome home...and I have a question for ya:
everytime I post here, I click yes for "Remember Personal info" but your blog never remembers me. Am I the only one who has to re-type my info everytime here?

Bullshitted by Lisa W. on May 22, 2006 07:09 PM

Itsa Eric thing, Lisa!
Welcome back, Eric!

Bullshitted by marcus on May 22, 2006 11:31 PM

Glad you made it. WOW, US Customs will let anything in!

Bullshitted by James on May 23, 2006 04:26 AM