Crabs...

... well, today has been just full of little surprises... and you know, that's just wonderful.... sure, one would imagine that it would be hard to scare up enough mischief on a quiet Sunday evening... leisurely sipping iced-tea on a secluded woodland deck.... but then, one would be wrong...

... I received a call around noon with a command on how dinner arrangements should be... hey, I'm cool with that... and the menu item?... what delectable meal was requested?... a bacon sandwich.... yes, people, a bacon sandwich...

... good God, I love my life... my Missus wants a bacon sandwich for dinner... Kaiser roll, hickory-smoked bacon fried crisp, freshly sliced onion, slabs of 12-month old English cheddar, lashings of mayonnaise.... it is a thing of beauty, gentle reader, it really is....

... oh, and when I reached into the fridge for the bacon a few minutes ago I saw a large container full of Cajun crab dip... swiftly reaching the end of its shelf-life... so what did I do?... hmmm?...

... well, Fred and Ginger are slurping it up right now out on the porch.... heh heh... those kitties don't know what they're in for later tonight.... the poor little dears....

... you know, it really is hard to have fun in a place like this.. but I do try so very hard to keep myself entertained...

by Eric on April 23, 2006 | Bullshit (8) | TrackBack (0) | Drinking
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Hope you have fun cleaning those litter boxes!

Bullshitted by drc on April 23, 2006 06:11 PM

Be warned! If those cats make the connection between their burning assholes and something YOU fed them, they'll go crap in your bed.

Yes, they will. I have seen it happen...

Bullshitted by Acidman on April 23, 2006 06:52 PM

Acidman has me laughing. Good Grief. Blog fodder potential! I can see it now!

Bullshitted by Bou on April 23, 2006 07:48 PM

love your blog name, hilarious

Bullshitted by bloggaru on April 23, 2006 09:41 PM

Crabs?

Bullshitted by agent bedhead on April 24, 2006 06:42 AM

Mmmmm...now your post is making me want to make the chef make me a BLT. he makes the most indescribably delicious ones, almost exactly as you describe, except with beautiful ripe tomatoes.

Bullshitted by trouble on April 24, 2006 07:52 AM

Oh I'm with Rob... Let's hope the kitties don't go into revenge mode. I remember what happened to the baby bunnies...

Bullshitted by Richmond on April 24, 2006 12:51 PM

Fervently hope Fred and Ginger recover from the crabs.Kept it from the wife I hope. The deed I mean.

Bullshitted by DanToom on April 24, 2006 01:02 PM