... wow... a few minutes ago I was sure I was dying.... I was picturing it all... Bird Flu!... Ebola!... Heart Attack!... Blood Clot!.... and now I'm being told it's just a rash... and that I should just take a Benadryl and hush...

... oh yeah, I'm feeling the love...

... but hey, if I DO die, be it known that the blame rests solely on the shoulders of The Wife and RSM... she made the diagnosis and he backed her up via phonecon when I didn't believe her...

.. so when I start hemorrhaging from every orifice later tonight and coughing up hunks of semi-liquefied internal organs, be sure to tell the CDC investigators that it was their fault....

by Eric on April 19, 2006 | Bullshit (12) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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Eric, you big baby. LOL. :)

Bullshitted by Maevyn on April 19, 2006 02:36 PM

You been rolling around in the posion oak again?

Bullshitted by Junebugg on April 19, 2006 02:52 PM

It's the damn sun! Redheaded men need to stay out of the sun! Or... it could be scotch. Maybe you need to give that up and see if you've developed an allergy to it. ;-)

Bullshitted by Bou on April 19, 2006 03:25 PM

Could be some revenge from that frog you washed off the deck. I don't reackon the frong cared about getting wet but bad poetry about it...well paybacks are hell they say

Bullshitted by GUYK on April 19, 2006 03:57 PM

Ingrown asshole?

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on April 19, 2006 04:05 PM

.. why does no one believe me?!?.... blogging sucks....

Bullshitted by Eric on April 19, 2006 04:26 PM

Oh you poor thing. We *believe* you! Of course we do!

Now go take some benadryl and drink two beers and call us in the morning....

Bullshitted by Richmond on April 19, 2006 04:57 PM

well, i might believe you. afterall, the wife would be sitting pretty if she gave you the old heave ho. but RSM? what's in it for him?

Bullshitted by shoe on April 19, 2006 05:22 PM

OT -- but ---
What is it with Marines and kilts?

Bullshitted by Indigo on April 19, 2006 09:33 PM

everyone else is blaming me for $#!t lately, jump on board.

seriously, I'd not want to lose you. You keep me sane in a crazy world.

well... at least you make me want to drink... That's the same thing...

Bullshitted by RSM on April 19, 2006 10:15 PM

Men! Can't take sickness no how.

Has the itching stopped?

Bullshitted by oddybobo on April 20, 2006 09:19 AM

Where does it say you can have too much scotch. Now that is a ridiculous statement. Take if from me, MORE scotch. Everybody knows alcohol kills germs, sheesh.

Bullshitted by Kat on April 20, 2006 12:21 PM