Creme....

... earlier today I ventured into the town to do some husbandly shopping.... groceries, people.... jam, peanut butter, bread, luncheon meat, fresh flowers, washing liquid, beer, tonic water, sweet pickles, a bag of onions, milk... you know, the usual stuff...

.. but knowing that my Beloved was working her little fingers to the bone only a few miles away, and surrounded by her worker colony of females, well, I caved... and I bought a fresh Boston Crème Cake from the deli of the supermarket....

... you guys have no idea how many tiny orgasms were triggered by me walking into the shop with that cake in my hands....

... it was amazing..... worker-women appeared from every aisle... every corner....and some even snuck up behind me....

... I don't think they get out much, honestly.... I mean, by the way they acted over me randomly bringing them a sweet cake, you would think the poor darlings had been sugar-starved for weeks....

... still, it was nice to know that I could create such a pleasurable working environment by just bringing in a five dollar cake... and the chocgasms that followed were only a bonus....

... sheesh... and you guys think I live a boring life....

by Eric on April 18, 2006 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (1) | Psycho Rants
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Bullshit So Far

Next time zip your fly and you won't draw so much attention.

Bullshitted by Acidman on April 18, 2006 09:06 PM

Eric,

Have you ever thought about writing something with all of your blog titles....

just askin'

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on April 18, 2006 09:13 PM

Something is amiss in this little tale. I am sure the man is a white knight but I am thinking this is a diversionary ruse. Taking sweets to the loved one during the middle of the day will place him in the spotlight, questions will be asked.

Bullshitted by jamesoldguy on April 19, 2006 05:50 AM

Awww, sweet. Nothing like a chocgasm in the middle of the day ;)

See ya in Texas!

Bullshitted by Oddybobo on April 19, 2006 08:13 AM

... just a random act of kindness, James... honest...

Bullshitted by Eric on April 19, 2006 08:16 AM

Dude. Boston Creme Cake? That's just out right seduction. Pure and simple.

A walkin' orgasm.

Bullshitted by Tammi on April 20, 2006 08:43 AM