... it is dusk... something is under my house... and it is really, really pissed off...

... it screamed at me as I was unloading the dishwasher a few minutes ago and scared the Jeebus out of me... it sounded like it was right below me... just under the floor...

... so that rules out a possum, as they normally just hiss... and 'coons just chirp and gurgle and chatter.... and both cats are in the garage looking frightened.... so I have no idea what it is....

.. we'll find out soon enough, I guess... if y'all don't hear back from me, then it was a bobcat and I'm under the floor bleeding to death...

... damn, maybe I should take my new Rosary with me...

by Eric on April 17, 2006 | Bullshit (14) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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Maybe a garlic necklace....vampires ya know. I hear they like tricking people

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on April 17, 2006 09:08 PM


OK...you don't have a time stamp on your post.....so how long do we wait to call out animal control?

Bullshitted by Sine.Qua.Non on April 17, 2006 09:30 PM

.... it growled again... so I am waiting until morning.... I'd hate to shoot a .45 caliber hole in something important...

Bullshitted by Eric on April 17, 2006 10:07 PM

Don't forget the holy water.

Bullshitted by Maeve on April 17, 2006 10:40 PM

do guns work on zombies?

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on April 17, 2006 10:49 PM

Doesn't seem like a bobcat would stay under there unless it was hurt - or maybe a bear crawled in and got stuck. Whichever: if it's worth shooting, it's worth shooting more than once. Good luck!

Bullshitted by John Climacus on April 17, 2006 11:17 PM

OH NO! It's the dreaded CHUPACABRA ! Don't go outside, Eric, it'll get you and then the Bride would have to find a young stud to spend all your money on.

Bullshitted by Junebugg on April 18, 2006 07:42 AM

Maybe it's a Jackalope?

Bullshitted by phin on April 18, 2006 08:02 AM

Damn, things are never boring in the Tennesseee woods, are they?

Perhaps you can coax it out from under the house with lashings of Scotch whisky and oatmeal...

Bullshitted by Elisson on April 18, 2006 09:13 AM

It's probably a politician scouting for "undisclosed locations" in which to hide.

Bullshitted by Libby on April 18, 2006 09:42 AM

Holy crap! I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing something was growling under my house. *weebie jeebie*

Bullshitted by Alaska Kim on April 18, 2006 10:59 AM

Use the .12 gauge just to be sure. I've done a dishwasher with one before. If it hadn't been full...the damage to the floor would've much greater. Gave my woman an excuse to buy new stuff.


Bullshitted by Yabu on April 18, 2006 11:05 AM

Well it's the next day and we haven't heard from him yet.

Should we send in a search party?

Or just have a party, can't let all that alcohol he has go to waste now can we?

Bullshitted by Quality Weenie on April 18, 2006 11:11 AM

A porkie, man. Those bastards can sound like demons. And they don't die very easily.

My bro killed one three times, once.

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on April 18, 2006 07:24 PM