Lunch....

... you know, say what you will about all the illegals in our country, but I can only speak for myself...

... see, my sleepy county here in East Tennessee is home to quite a few fence-jumpers and some of the best nachos north of Guadalajara..

... and were someone to round up all of these wily culinary conquistadors, well, part of me would be deeply, deeply sad to see them go....

.. I mean, just imagine a world with no nachos... we'd be forced to start eating those round tortilla flakes with the melted cheese whiz that they serve for 99 cents at the Mr. Zip....

... and that would be horrible day for this American...

... look, I'm no politician... but it seems to me that our priorities are just totally messed up when we talk about immigration... and as for me, well, they can take my nachos when they pry them from my cold, dead hands...

... and that's all I have to say about that...

... and by the way, I will be recycling some old posts over here for Bejus this weekend...

by Eric on April 14, 2006 | Bullshit (11) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

You don't think there are few legal immigrants that would stay and make good food? Yes, there are few true Mexican-Americans that will be able to do this if they really crack down on illegals.

Bullshitted by Gina on April 14, 2006 04:20 PM

... whew.. that's ok then...

Bullshitted by Eric on April 14, 2006 04:24 PM

Yes, but they'll cost twice as much.

Bullshitted by Dash on April 14, 2006 07:49 PM

Weren't most of our ancestors illegal immigrants at one time or another?

Bullshitted by drc on April 14, 2006 09:08 PM

... this post is about every American's rights to decent nachos.... not really immigration... but I do see your points.....

Bullshitted by Eric on April 14, 2006 09:12 PM

Never fear, sweetie! I have a great nacho recipe for you if it ever comes to that...{wink}

Bullshitted by Ali on April 14, 2006 09:19 PM

This just confirms to me that you are like my sons. It's all about the snacks... ;)

Bullshitted by Bou on April 14, 2006 10:21 PM

Don't forget guacamole. Why does that always take better on the other side of the border?

Bullshitted by Libby on April 15, 2006 09:43 AM

I see why you rarely post about politics.

Bullshitted by zonker on April 15, 2006 11:36 AM

I didn't see nothin' political 'bout it. What's more natural then Mexican's and Nacho's? Well, besides Mexican's and Taco's. Hell man, those things outta the Zip Mart ain't bad if you keep a jar of jalapeno peppers in your rig. You can make just 'bout as good as they can then.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on April 15, 2006 05:17 PM

I just gotta say that I love the phrase 'wily culinary conquistadors'. Wonder how I can work that into everyday conversation...

Bullshitted by LadyGunn on April 16, 2006 03:27 AM