Half-Nekkid Monday

.... If it is good enough for Elisson, well hey.... it's good enough for me... behold the product of a mere two months of playing with Helga the Nordic Trak, chain smoking, and eating at least one fresh garden salad a week along with my cheeseburgers... sure, sure... no visible muscles yet... and my love handles are still in need of adjustment... but here you go... hell, give me another six months, people... I'll shape up nicely...

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... and by the way, Elisson... what are you, sixty?... Jesus, man... I'm impressed, you big Jew Stud Hoss... I hope I look half as fit as you when I hit your age.... I seriously doubt it though... I mean, I imagine that the Wife will have strangled me in my sleep before I ever hit 40... or even 35, for that matter....

by Eric on April 10, 2006 | Bullshit (14) | TrackBack (3) | Psycho Rants
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Must be something in the air with all the people "getting in shape"...I've been working out for 2mths myself and have finally even dropped a pants size but dude...I'm doing it "old skool"....my SF neighbor is whipping me into shape ARMY style...haha....sit ups, push ups, leg lunges and running 6 days a week....the smoking is still there and I'm still enjoying my beer but the belly is getting flatter.........just having some Basic Training moves going on around here! :)

Bullshitted by Sandy on April 10, 2006 09:18 AM

I was just admiring the jeans.

Bullshitted by drc on April 10, 2006 09:47 AM

Thanks for inspiring me to get back on the bandwagon of fitness. ;)

Bullshitted by trouble on April 10, 2006 10:44 AM

woohoo, this is getting fun...okay, who's next? Very nice jeans btw...

Bullshitted by Lisa W on April 10, 2006 01:40 PM

::wolf whistle::

And you look tan too! Helga can work all kinds of magic! :)

Bullshitted by Richmond on April 10, 2006 03:19 PM

I am sooooo loving the way "Half Nekkidness" is spreading around.

*happy sigh*

Great pic Eric. Happy Half Nekkid Monday!!!

Bullshitted by Evilicious Blonde on April 10, 2006 05:32 PM

Sixty? Sixty?!!?

I should be demanding satisfaction, Sirrah. But then I recall that you're the guy with that honkin' big blade and the collection of Serious Firearms...not to mention that tasty Macallan...and so I will simply remind you that I am a mere 53.

But I guess to all y'all younguns, us Baby Boomers look alike.

Bullshitted by Elisson on April 10, 2006 07:34 PM

... terribly sorry, sir... I shall not let it happen again....

Bullshitted by Eric on April 10, 2006 07:37 PM

-----what is that stuffed in the jeans....?

Christ Eric....

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on April 10, 2006 08:50 PM

.. sorry, dear.... that's all me.. hey, I'd been watching a re-run of Dallas and Petey was starting to wake up....

Bullshitted by Eric on April 10, 2006 10:05 PM

Yeah, I wasn't sure if that was his knife, or...yeah.

Bullshitted by liv on April 11, 2006 11:48 PM

Mmmmm. Very nice.

Bullshitted by Juliette on April 12, 2006 12:05 AM

Glad my eyes weren't the only ones YANKED to the jeans....

*fanning self rapidly*

Jeezus.

Bullshitted by Stevie on April 13, 2006 03:05 PM

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Bullshitted by Quentin on May 4, 2006 08:41 AM