More on my crotch...

... success, she is sweet... a few weeks ago I was pretty damn bummed over the impending loss of my favorite jeans due to testicle-rubbage.... but today while sitting in the sunshine with The Wife on the deck, all is well...

... as I was cradling an assault rifle in one hand and a can of Balistol in the other, the Wife peeped up from her book and let her gaze slowly drop to my crotch... and then, of course, she laughed and went back to reading her book...

.. but hey, I know that you were worried about my jeans... and probably wondering how I would ever either 1.) fix the air-conditioned crotch, or 2.) live without my favorite denims....

... well, wonder no more, rubberneckers.... all is well... and you know what? ... I am pretty impressed with myself over coming up with the solution all on my own... yes, indeedy.... you guessed it, I now own a pair of underwear!!...

... and don't worry too much this time... I know last time a bunch of y'all freaked out... but this time, it is safer... Petey was tucked snugly beneath my hand...

xcrotch_fixed.jpg

.. anyway, at this rate I'll get at least another year or so out of the jeans.. and I'm one happy camper.... now all I have to do is get all of the gun oil stains off of them, and I'm set...

by Eric on April 07, 2006 | Bullshit (9) | TrackBack (1) | Psycho Rants
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"Petey"?!! You owe me a new keyboard and another diet pepsi!

Bullshitted by Alaska Kim on April 7, 2006 03:07 PM

.. what?... every man names his thinggy... is is just one of those things...

Bullshitted by Eric on April 7, 2006 03:12 PM

some men are satisfied with the names OTHERS give it...

just sayin...

(hi from RSM and "Max")

Bullshitted by RSM on April 7, 2006 03:16 PM

I've heard a lot of names that men name their thinggy, but "Petey" just struck me as funny! Hell, they're all funny... because you never hear of one named plain 'ole David or Joe!

Bullshitted by Alaska Kim on April 7, 2006 03:35 PM

I just cannot quit laughing at these posts... Good Lord!

Bullshitted by Bou on April 7, 2006 03:41 PM

Eric,
They're just getting broke in. Wait till they look like this. Then you can sell them to Abercrombie and Fitch and make a bundle.

Bullshitted by Jerry on April 7, 2006 07:06 PM

Somehow I'd expected that if you ever bought underwear, it'd look more like this:

http://www.hodgedup.com/pics/pony-ride-underwear.jpg

Bullshitted by Harvey on April 8, 2006 07:14 AM

What -- no link to the picture that freaked everyone out? I missed it the first time.

Bullshitted by Libby on April 8, 2006 12:30 PM

I'm with Libby, if yer takin' votes...

Show me the money (shot)...

*grin*

Bullshitted by Stevie on April 13, 2006 03:10 PM