Bobbing....

... well, there you go.... I zip up to Knoxville for a day of loafing and leisurely lunching... and I return home to find that Dax has jumped ship and is now bobbing right beside me in the Sea of Idleness...

...well, ladies and gentlemen, it's good to have some more company... and don't worry about us, the water is fine....

... but you know, I am beginning to see a trend here... the list of bloggers I read who actually have GAINFUL employ is getting shorter and shorter... and I am flummoxed as to the meaning behind it all...

... so be warned, rubberneckers... reading blogs, actually blogging, or even just thinking about blogging/reading blogs will probably cause you to cease to be a functioning member of society... but hey, you guys are all grown-ups.... so choose wisely... and y'all probably weren't very high up on the Productive Member of Society scale anyways....

... maybe it is a kind of depression.. or maybe it is a lust for the life you can't have (like mine)... but something, something will cause the cosmic hand to be played in your life after you've been dealt the bloghand... and you'll end up jobless... it is salient... like Velveeta cheese, children.. it just is....

.. and I'm not making this up... just look, read, and listen... I'm merely commentating on the social decline of my teensy circle of blogfriends... and hey, just between you guys and me?... well, I'll bet Velociman is next...

.. but as I said, it's all good... the water is fine... jump on in...

by Eric on March 30, 2006 | Bullshit (10) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
Bullshit So Far

Brother, ya got way to much time on your hand!

Bullshitted by ken on March 30, 2006 08:45 PM

... Kenny, get your ass up here and I'll cook you a steak...

Bullshitted by Eric on March 30, 2006 08:52 PM

Thank you brother. You guys gotta come see us! It is paradise.

Bullshitted by ken on March 30, 2006 09:19 PM

I'm working. Good lord, am I working... I think I am putting in the Karmic Arbeit Zeit to cover for the rest of you all. Enjoy your day... bastards...

Bullshitted by RSM on March 30, 2006 10:24 PM

... you do more than you have to, RSM.. so it is our obligation to do less.. it's an off-setting thing...

Bullshitted by Eric on March 31, 2006 07:04 AM

He may have found and got a life?

Bullshitted by Catfish on March 31, 2006 10:23 AM

Get a JOB, you lazy bastid!

Bullshitted by Acidman on March 31, 2006 12:26 PM

When I first started blogging, i wasn't working.

Now I work. And blog.

Not much has changed, except for that insurance card and a trickly of cash hitting the bank account every two weeks.

Bullshitted by Laurence Simon on March 31, 2006 12:48 PM

Ole dax quit drinking coffee and that will make a man do some strange things I reckon.

Bullshitted by GUYK on March 31, 2006 02:32 PM

I started blogging to rant about my work condition, now that's improved and I just blog to pump up my own self worth.

I don't think I'd blog if I was unemployed, I'd be too depressed.... and my fam damily would keep annoying me to get off the computer.

Bullshitted by Oorgo on March 31, 2006 06:31 PM