Stick Shift....

.. wow.... I'm just back from dropping the Wife's ride off at the dealership for some maintenance... and I just have to say this... that car is obscene... 100% totally out of control...

... the growl of the engine is enough to give anyone goosebumps... even ME.... 400hp.. mercy... look, I am a slow driver... for the most part I do the speed limit... a law-abiding citizen to my very core....

.. but that beast that she drives is pure evil... sitting at a red-light and listening to the motor idle, it almost seems to chant to you... breakthelaw... breakthelaw... makemepurr... makemepurrlouder... LOUDER... youknowIwantit... Iwantyoutogiveittome... makemepurr....

... and I noticed that by the second intersection... well, I actually had an erection....

... I want my Audi back, dammit... that Cadillac is going to kill me... it's pretty damn hard to drive a stick shift when you're in that state...

... and I want my boring car back.... I am not nearly man enough to drive that CTSV every day....

by Eric on March 27, 2006 | Bullshit (7) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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~for some reason this left me wondering if I am a "truck"....

too much to think about on a Monday

back to my utilitarian duties of folding laundry....

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on March 27, 2006 12:59 PM

shifting gears on that stick is not really a problem--just change hands

Bullshitted by GUYK on March 27, 2006 01:40 PM

Well, now I feel a little better about the reaction I had driving my friends Mercedes SL500, top down along the coast road, sun shinin', engine......

Whew. Excuse me. ;-)

Bullshitted by Tammi on March 27, 2006 01:52 PM

hehehe... When you're drivin' that thing, it is a 'bonerfied caddy'...

Bullshitted by Redneck on March 27, 2006 04:49 PM

I drove Chucks new corvette a few weeks ago, very fast. I was driving at 60 mph and hit the passing gear, I was up to 140 in a few seconds.

Bullshitted by Catfish on March 27, 2006 07:21 PM

... exactly, Catfish... they have the same engines.. the 5.7L V8 LS-8 engines.. bad medicine....

Bullshitted by Eric on March 27, 2006 07:26 PM

Maybe I should loan you my truck

Sure it's older (1973)
But that 6.4 Liter 390 will put a hurtin on ya'.

I'm almost scared to put the 4 barrell on it.

Just need a new intake for it, but when it's on, it's gonna be mean.


Bullshitted by BloodSpite on March 28, 2006 11:16 AM