Tonsils....

... some sort of infection is throwing a bong-party in my body.... with sombreros, tiki music, and strippers... I can hear them in there and they are really whooping it up....

.... Sudafed only serves to heighten the noise of their little germy feet as they conga-line through my lungs... the little bastards.... in short, I have been coughing up copious amounts of lime-green party sludge.. the proof of their corporeal kegger.... but at least I'm not sneezing... I hate sneezing...

... anyway, do tonsils grow back?.. I had mine out when I was ten or so... but now I have two sore lumps where they used to be... that just seems weird... I mean, if you cut off a part of your body it is supposed to stay cut off... stuff that can grow back just freaks me out...

... oh, and my ISP un-hiccupped itself... so here I is... I'm sure y'all missed me...

... I'm off to town to get lunch now... and once I'm back, I'm wrapping myself in a blanket and taking a nap.... I hate being sick... but at least I'm not sneezing...

by Eric on March 19, 2006 | Bullshit (5) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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Yes, tonsil tissue is regenerative. I had mine out when I was six and my left one has grown back partially. Whereas my throat never gets even 1/100th as bad as it did when I had two, that left tissue still serves as a pretty good indicator that something is brewing.

Hope you feel better. The visuals on the green sludge... blech!

Bullshitted by Bou on March 19, 2006 02:14 PM

Frickin' Zonker. Well, and me...

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on March 19, 2006 02:20 PM

Gesundheit!!!

Just in case.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on March 19, 2006 04:21 PM

Get well soon bro!

Bullshitted by livey on March 20, 2006 11:02 AM

Now you done it! I posted on my sick, pitted tonsils over a year ago, complete with pic. I'm STILL getting similarly afflicted peeps looking for answers... I have none. My take is that tonsils suck. And should be removed until they stay gone. ; )

Bullshitted by Key on March 20, 2006 12:34 PM