Celebrate....

... good morning, rubberneckers... and may ye all be of good cheer... not only has today dawned with baby blue skies and radiant sunlight... but today is also a bonafide holiday...

... that's right, boys and girls... according to this site, today is National Steak and Blowjob Day... and it is most excellent news..

... and with that, I wish you all the best... may your bacon be extra crispy... your steak medium rare... and the saliva puddling, people..

... that is all... carry on...

UPDATE:... many hearty thanks to Richmond for the lovely poem in honor of the day.... heh heh..

More steak for today,

There is beauty in all meat!

A shot in the dark...


by Eric on March 14, 2006 | Bullshit (11) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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I never did like those whipped cream drinks with steak. Too sweet. More like dessert.....


What? You weren't talkin' about those fufu shots?????

;-)

Bullshitted by Tammi on March 14, 2006 08:04 AM

um... yesterday you were "drained... sucked dry... spent..."

I'm not sure what direction you're taking here... but if there's a subscription fee involved I might have to drop out.

Bullshitted by RSM on March 14, 2006 09:03 AM

Yo, waitress. Hold the steak.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on March 14, 2006 10:59 AM

Hey, 2 years ago my my steak and BJ day haiku made the finals over at A Small Victory! :) Such a proud literary moment for me....

Bullshitted by Richmond on March 14, 2006 01:51 PM

Every man's dream no? A perfectly grilled steak and a BJ?

Bullshitted by oddybobo on March 14, 2006 03:23 PM

I'm just wondering if there is a day for us... how about Chocolate Cake and Cunnilingus day? I think many of us would be game!

Bullshitted by Bou on March 14, 2006 04:18 PM

Bou -- you need to be writing *that* haiku! :)

Bullshitted by Richmond on March 14, 2006 04:20 PM

Bou, I might volunteer for duty on CC&C day but doesn't your hubby have a gun?

Bullshitted by Peter on March 14, 2006 07:24 PM

Richmond- I'm not creative! I can only write what I know. Wait. That didn't come out right. I mean I can't create poetry! ;-)

Peter- Oh, well, better than that, he's Italian. Heh heh heh

Bullshitted by Bou on March 14, 2006 09:07 PM

hehe, I read it wrong, I thought it said STREAK and BJ day....

Bullshitted by ktreva on March 14, 2006 09:20 PM

I've been so busy I missed this. Dammit, and I didn't get either!

Bullshitted by Contagion on March 15, 2006 07:56 PM