... good morning, rubberneckers... and may ye all be of good cheer... not only has today dawned with baby blue skies and radiant sunlight... but today is also a bonafide holiday...
... that's right, boys and girls... according to this site, today is National Steak and Blowjob Day... and it is most excellent news..
... and with that, I wish you all the best... may your bacon be extra crispy... your steak medium rare... and the saliva puddling, people..
... that is all... carry on...
UPDATE:... many hearty thanks to Richmond for the lovely poem in honor of the day.... heh heh..
More steak for today,
There is beauty in all meat!
A shot in the dark...
I never did like those whipped cream drinks with steak. Too sweet. More like dessert.....
What? You weren't talkin' about those fufu shots?????
um... yesterday you were "drained... sucked dry... spent..."
I'm not sure what direction you're taking here... but if there's a subscription fee involved I might have to drop out.
Yo, waitress. Hold the steak.
Hey, 2 years ago my my steak and BJ day haiku made the finals over at A Small Victory! :) Such a proud literary moment for me....
Every man's dream no? A perfectly grilled steak and a BJ?
I'm just wondering if there is a day for us... how about Chocolate Cake and Cunnilingus day? I think many of us would be game!
Bou -- you need to be writing *that* haiku! :)
Bou, I might volunteer for duty on CC&C day but doesn't your hubby have a gun?
Richmond- I'm not creative! I can only write what I know. Wait. That didn't come out right. I mean I can't create poetry! ;-)
Peter- Oh, well, better than that, he's Italian. Heh heh heh
hehe, I read it wrong, I thought it said STREAK and BJ day....
I've been so busy I missed this. Dammit, and I didn't get either!