Self-portrait...

.... I spent an hour or so this morning at play with Helga the Nordic Trak... and I have to say, it really wasn't much fun... she takes evil to a whole new zenith... and pain to new and interesting heights.... oh, and she hates me...

... anyway, as I am in a sharing mood today and just gorged myself on Taco Bell's finest, I figured I'd toss up a self-portrait... enjoy, rubberneckers..... this is me after one month of fondling Helga... up from 185 to 190lbs..

selfportrait.jpg

... not sure what to title it though... maybe "Brown Tee-shirt and Jeans"... or "Self-Portrait in Bathroom"... I can't decide... or maybe "Helga's Victim"...

... but there is still work to do, of course... I mean, I don't look like this yet... maybe I need to speak with Bejus Donnie about scoring some steroids...

by Eric on March 09, 2006 | Bullshit (13) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

you keep up with that beast and the first thing you know you will have muscles in your shit. I fully expect to see a picture of you somewhere holding up the corner of a gym with just one hand

Bullshitted by GUYK on March 9, 2006 01:25 PM

Up 5 lbs after a month? Must be muscle gain, eh?

Bullshitted by jason on March 9, 2006 03:10 PM

... I don't know.. maybe... but I ate at least three pounds of tacos before weighing myself...

Bullshitted by Eric on March 9, 2006 03:14 PM

Holy crap. I can't believe your wife lets you out in public!

Bullshitted by Bou on March 9, 2006 03:48 PM

.. thanks, Bou... but I don't get out much...

Bullshitted by Eric on March 9, 2006 04:02 PM

And there you have it. The essential difference between men and women. Men can celebrate a weight gain. ::sigh::

Anyway, I'm glad Helga is doing what you want her to do (even with some assistance from Taco Bell...) :)

Bullshitted by Richmond on March 9, 2006 05:03 PM

Take off your shirt!

Bullshitted by Alaska Kim on March 9, 2006 05:10 PM

How about "Self-absorbed Unemployed Guy What Needs a Life?"

Bullshitted by Velociman on March 9, 2006 07:39 PM

... it does have a ring to it, Velociman... but, nah... it sounds too needy...

Bullshitted by Eric on March 9, 2006 07:55 PM

Keep that shit up and you might end up being the Governor of Kully-foahn-yuh.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on March 9, 2006 08:56 PM

Yer gonna be needing some kinda contrast to go with the new bod (that is iffin you get some more farther with it). I'ma thinkin' nipple rings; big gauge silver barbell fuckers; titty twisters with a hospital quality plating job.....for that cutting edge, in touch with the youth, kinda vibe, you know. Just sayin' is all.

Bullshitted by bitterman on March 9, 2006 11:14 PM

Next time, stick a rolled-up sock down the front of your pants. Did Helga rip out your package?

Bullshitted by Acidman on March 10, 2006 03:10 PM

Damn! Not bad ... Helga can't hate you that much.

Bullshitted by straight white girl erica on March 10, 2006 03:44 PM