Gas...

.. I left the Dentist's office in high spirits today... and as I was zipping along the curvy roads towards home, I realized that - with half of my face, lips, and tongue totally stoned from the Novocain - I can sing "Things to do in Denver When You're Dead" in a passable imitation of Zevon... which explains a lot, I suppose....

... anyway, all I got today was the "pin-up build-up" .. which, yeah, I know sounds kind of kinky, but I assure you it is not... the result is that I have to go back next Tuesday to get the little "pinned-up built-up" dear crowned...

.. by the way... does anyone know where I can get a bottle or two of that nitrous oxide they use?... that stuff rocks...

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Oh yes it does! That could easily be my drug of choice instead of beer ;)

Bullshitted by poopie on February 16, 2006 04:17 PM

Yea, I do. My old man's a dentist. Usually keeps 4 or 5 "A" cylinders in the basement of his office.

Bullshitted by bitterman on February 16, 2006 04:20 PM

.. road trip!...

Bullshitted by Eric on February 16, 2006 04:23 PM

Two words: Reddi-Whip

Bullshitted by John Climacus on February 16, 2006 05:44 PM

I agree, nitrous is niiiiiice. :)

Bullshitted by Richmond on February 16, 2006 06:10 PM

That stuff rocks! Wonderful stuff, for me and for the vehicle...

Bullshitted by Laughing Wolf on February 16, 2006 08:50 PM

Never had it, but I'll bet it goes great with bourbon.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on February 17, 2006 03:13 AM

Nitrous oxide?

Is that the same thing as nitric acid?

Bullshitted by Dr. Zubov on February 17, 2006 07:26 AM

they don't give the nitrous at my dentist. but i have had the same thing done that you did. damn.

Bullshitted by justrose on February 18, 2006 07:24 AM