We Shall Overcome...

... life is full of battles... some large and some small... struggles for supremacy... achieving dominance.... be it with your inner demons, personal growth, nature, warfare, or matters of the heart... we fight everyday to hold our stability and overcome our obstacles... find the gold at the end of the rainbow, grasp the golden ring, lay the homecoming queen or the bespectacled valedictorian, etc...

... Great Men have pontificated long and hard about these ideas... poets have penned verses so sweet and touching as to melt even the basest cruel heart... politicians, even, during times of national strife, have stood and warbled on with words that would rouse even the surliest of bosoms to applauding patriotism...

.. me?... hey, all you get is a blog entry... for today, Helga has capitulated... unconditionally surrendered to my grasping hands... victimized by rubber mallet and crescent wrench... overcome by ˜sweat o the brow' and dynamic muscle tension... she caved... yes, children... I won the fight... but now I am too tired to use abuse her... even though she deserves it very, very badly... the little wench....

by Eric on February 12, 2006 | Bullshit (8) | TrackBack (1) | Psycho Rants
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Climb ev'ry mountain,
Ford ev'ry stream,
Maybe even stick it to
The homecoming queen.

Win ev'ry battle,
Fight 'til the end.
To assemble "Helga"
Will send you 'round the bend.

Bullshitted by Elisson on February 12, 2006 04:49 PM

I knew, in the end, you would prevail. You got grit.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on February 12, 2006 05:21 PM

Damn, Elisson's poem elicited a tear. Or maybe it was your achievement itself.

I don't know. Either way, I'm sobbing happy tears...

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on February 12, 2006 05:56 PM

.. don't worry, T1G... most people weep when they read my posts..

Bullshitted by Eric on February 12, 2006 06:00 PM

You'll get a hernia.

Bullshitted by Acidman on February 12, 2006 08:33 PM

.. Jim:... thank you...

... Elisson:.. you are a friggin genius...

.. and Rob:... you are probably right....

Bullshitted by Eric on February 12, 2006 08:50 PM

I'm just looking forward to the ensuing blog fodder as Helga continues to try to kick your ass! Heh heh heh!

Bullshitted by Bou on February 12, 2006 11:21 PM

the rubber mallet usually will subdue the toughest if it is bif enough and swung hard enough

Bullshitted by GUYK on February 13, 2006 08:24 AM