Dentists....

... well, I'm off to the dentist... should be fun as it's been over a year since my last cleaning... I can hardly imagine the terror and dread the poor hygienist felt as I called and made my appointment the other day... I mean, just imagine the mountain of cigarettes I've smoked in a year?... the gallons upon gallons of coffee and tea I've consumed.... the poor lass, she's gonna faint when I lean back in that chair... close my eyes.. open my mouth wide and say.. "Jump on in, sweetheart"... the sheer magnitude of funk will slay her...

... I can almost picture it now... her tiny, delicate hands inching slowly closer to my fangs.. shaking with nervousness and fear of failure.. daunted, people...

... ahh.. it'll probably be alright... those hygienists are a sturdy bunch... at least my breath'll smell nice... I'll be sure to let y'all know when I get back...

.. oh, and one more thing before I hit the trail... check this out... not a single one of you rubberneckers (16 of you, so far - including me.) who commented to the previous post have yet to ask about the photo of me eating a sandwich... that's just wrong, dammit.... you people suck.... don't know which side of your bread gets buttered?....

... fine.. I'm going to post the picture ANYWAY and go on and on about my addiction to Reuben Sandwiches and how my thirst for them was slaked in NYC back in the autumn...

... who the hell do you people think you are?... newspapers for cleaning the table, thanks.. hey, it worked.... but not asking about the photo?... damn, you people truly are soul-crushers.... blogging sucks.... damn, I hate blogging....

by Eric on February 07, 2006 | Bullshit (8) | TrackBack (1) | Blogging
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Fine, I won't ask about the sandwich, but can we get a picture of the hygenist working on your teeth?

Happy now?

Bullshitted by Contagion on February 8, 2006 08:18 AM

I know what look like eating a sandwich. A photo of you wearing something in a shocking pink might be nice.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on February 8, 2006 08:39 AM

Back when I was your age I had to go to the detist about twice a year to get a haircut. But, now, well, I just take them out and use a toothpick.

Bullshitted by GUYK on February 8, 2006 08:58 AM

"her tiny, delicate hands inching slowly closer to my fangs"....

more B movie monster maddness?

Very Bela Lugosi.....

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on February 8, 2006 09:49 AM

I would rather kiss a stray dog in the ass than go to the dentist. But I go twice a year for safety.

Bullshitted by Catfish on February 8, 2006 10:47 AM

If it was a peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich I woulda had a gander.Sure blogging sucks.Suck it up and keep blogging.

Bullshitted by DanToom on February 8, 2006 12:50 PM

Oh you poor thing....

Bullshitted by Richmond on February 8, 2006 05:43 PM

psst. I think you need to watch Little Shop of Horrors....

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on February 10, 2006 12:24 PM