Busted...

.... I feel so exposed... so raw.... so fragile.... check this out....

I thought I'd try my hand at SWG Idling...

...today, (insert Audi quote), put on (insert music quote), and headed out for (insert "breakfast", "brunch", "lunch", "dinner", "supper") in (insert town), with (insert person) and ate (insert description of food)...(insert some kind of epiphany)...(insert more ellipses)...word, (insert "rubberneckers" or "people")...

Let me know if I can sub for you while you write the next "Idling".

Posted by Blackfive on January 27, 2006 06:47 PM

... damn, people... did he nail it, or what?... I can't put my finger on it, but I feel quite violated....

.... anyway, I'm off for a drive some backroads and catch some lunch up in the mountains... later I will deliver a jar of Branston Pickle to my Uncle... Branston Pickle really is some seriously groovy stuff... and remember, as you hurtle through your meager little life, always take time to deliver goodies to your family... that's important.... word, people.... it is....

... I'm outta here...

by Eric on January 28, 2006 | Bullshit (11) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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Hmmmm... I think Mr. Blackfive sounds a little jealous. (As we all are most of the time.) ;)

Bullshitted by Richmond on January 28, 2006 09:19 AM

Sounds like Mr. Blackfive got your number. LOL

Bullshitted by vw bug on January 28, 2006 09:52 AM

you forgot to tell us"what is on the stove for dinner....and what you will be listening to in the car...

I am jealous...

I must admit.

Bullshitted by ArmyWifeToddlerMom on January 28, 2006 09:55 AM

oh oh oh....Mr. Blackfive forgot to mention the "cryptic" sexual messages...like melons...

and those messages of outright sexual need...king kong

Bullshitted by ArmyWifeToddlerMom on January 28, 2006 09:57 AM

OH yeah he's got your number bro! LOL

Bullshitted by livey on January 28, 2006 10:40 AM

... people, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 28, 2006 11:05 AM

Today, I tried to mimic your leisurely lifestyle...it worked up until I got home and the rugrats, sick for the last few days, were acting up and making a mess of everything. Kids screw up that whole life of leisure thing...

Bullshitted by Blackfive on January 28, 2006 04:41 PM

Forgot the section pertaining to alcoholic beverages :-)

Bullshitted by Harvey on January 28, 2006 04:48 PM

What is this "Branston Pickle" of which you speak? A species of gherkin? One of those bands where the scraggly looking dorks flail away at guiters worn only slightly north of their knees? Or, might it be some form of elixer?

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on January 28, 2006 05:04 PM

Busted...indeed.

Bullshitted by Elisson on January 28, 2006 11:30 PM

Idleness is supposed to be it's own reward. Once you started abusing it by using it to pimp your blog, you brought this upon yourself.

Cordially,

Uncle J

Bullshitted by Uncle Jimbo on January 29, 2006 01:30 PM