The Legend.. or "Bitterman, slightly roasted"...

... way, way back... well, a few months ago, I had the pleasure of hosting the original Bitterman for a few nights here at the casa.... and what a hoot it was, people... see, for those of you who have not been joyously in his gargantuan presence... you guys are missing out... the man is a mental Goliath... I actually physically quaked a few times when he spoke knowingly of things that my mind could scarcely fathom....

... truly a man of many talents, we visited on various subjects close to his heart and mine.. blogging, philosophy, poetry, etc... being that we're both incredibly well-read and well-heeled Southern Gentlemen, the hours just flew by... I even managed to kick his ass at pool a few times...

... yep... good times, good times... funny too... initially we were both quite fearful that when the two of us met, some sort of mystical vortex would open up and doom the World to oblivion... the sheer weight of our incredible handsomeness and dizzying intellects would combine to form some kind of black hole that would expand and rip the Earth to shreds....

... luckily for all involved though, that didn't happen... instead, we ended up just drinking and partying for a while...

... anyway, now that I have a scanner, I can post proof for y'all... proof that, like the Bigfoot, there really is indeed a Bitterman..... behold:


... handsome feller, ain't he?.... yeah, that's him looking all pleased with himself after a few shots of moonshine...

... oh, and check this out... fucker's huge too..... I ain't no shrimp myself, and he makes me look like a twelve year old....


... this scanner is going to be a lot of fun....

by Eric on January 27, 2006 | Bullshit (15) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
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Hey Eric, Hey Bitterman!

Those shot's must've been before I sent him "the hat". Somethin' tells me he'd have been sportin' it, had it been in possession at the time... ;)

He is a big fucker... woops, I almost type bug instead of big.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on January 27, 2006 07:16 PM

... Bitterman is, well, like eight feet tall or something.... it's truly amazing...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 27, 2006 07:46 PM

Christ, Bro. I guy that big, you shoulda let him win at pool.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on January 27, 2006 08:51 PM

I guy that big = A guy that big. Premature epostulation. Sorry

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on January 27, 2006 08:52 PM

He ain't near as ugly as I thought a guy from Miss'ippi would be. He is a biggun, though. Maybe we can get him down here to Texas come April.

Bullshitted by Dash on January 28, 2006 12:07 AM

Is your pool top gray?

Bullshitted by Kelly on January 28, 2006 11:16 AM

... it's tan...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 28, 2006 11:20 AM

I've been practicing my liquored-up pool shooting. Ready for a rematch, I think. Hope to see you and the homies this summer, perhaps. Planning a trip to see the folks in May.

Damn, I am handsome, huh?

Bullshitted by bitterman on January 28, 2006 11:54 AM

Is it just me, or is there the tiniest passing resemblance to Dean Martin?

Bullshitted by Harvey on January 28, 2006 04:49 PM

I am SO challenging your Jerzey ass to a game of 8-ball (APA rules).

Bullshitted by erica on January 29, 2006 03:37 PM

Wait a sec ... are you even from Jersey?

Bullshitted by erica again on January 29, 2006 03:38 PM

... no, ma'am... I'm a Tennessean... and bitterman is a Mississippite who resides in Cali... but I do appreciate the challenge....

Bullshitted by Eric on January 29, 2006 03:47 PM

Why the heck is a Mississippite wearing a Michigan sweatshirt?

Bullshitted by Machelle on January 30, 2006 10:32 AM

The blue letter M, embroidered with white stars, much like the venerable Confederate Naval Ensign, is laid upon a red sweatshirt and represents The University of Mississippi.

Hotty toddy, heathen.......

Bullshitted by on January 30, 2006 05:31 PM

That is a Block M and only one real university has a Block M as it's identifier.

Now of course it could be that that M is a wannabe? ;)

Bullshitted by Machelle on January 31, 2006 10:49 AM