Muscles...

... today, I roadtrip down to Cleveland to purchase some sort of torture device... I've heard the description bandied, but it has done no good.. the visualization in my noggin remains evasive... a treadmill?... not really.... perhaps a Bowflex?... perish the thought.... my dumbbell is lonely enough as it is...

... as a matter of fact, it's sitting by the couch in the blogroom looking at me right now... twenty-five pounds of pure gentleness staring pleadingly up at me... mewling.... "pick me up.. stroke me... lift me... play with me... just one touch, and I'll be yours.. all yours... you need me as much as I need you..."...

... hey, it's my dumbbell... and yes, before you ask, it does say stuff like that to me... and a Bowflex can kiss my ass...

... either way, I'm off to Cleveland... cash in hand, people... focused on making a saleswoman at Sears wet her panties when she sees the size of the commission my sale will give her ...

... the Powers That Be have spoken.... and I must obey....

by Eric on January 27, 2006 | Bullshit (3) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

I'm sorry, enjoy your trip.

Bullshitted by Contagion on January 27, 2006 08:53 AM

You getting an elliptical machine? If so, you're taking this ellipsis thing too far...

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on January 27, 2006 10:37 AM

Just don't get sidetracked by BBQ grills and Power tools... ;)

Bullshitted by Richmond on January 27, 2006 11:38 AM