Melons...

... I don't feel like myself today... something is amiss and I can't put my finger on it....

... anyway, today's random firings from the keyboard find me nibbling on honeydew melons... don't ask me why, I have no clue... it truly is strange... see, I don't diet.... I hate diets... I've always figured that I'm going to die early anyway... so I might as well enjoy myself... this hell-in-a-hand-basket philosophy has resulted on me subsisting mainly on four basic food groups... nicotine, scotch, red meat, and cheese... in that order mostly.... although sometimes I mix up the order just to keep things interesting... hey, I'm all about keeping it interesting...

... look, I'm almost 6 foot 2... and 193 pounds... hardly what you would call overweight.. and I eat like a horse... Jesus, I bet I have a tape worm...

... anyway, it's all good... I'm scheduled for lunch at a Mexican restaurant in town and I just wanted to mention to you guys that I have been eating melons...

by Eric on January 25, 2006 | Bullshit (7) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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seems like I remember sumthin about ol' Soloman nibbling on a couple of melons and then he wrote a song about it and sumbody put it in the Old Testament.

Bullshitted by GUYK on January 25, 2006 03:43 PM

Melons? I like melons too. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Bullshitted by Elisson on January 25, 2006 05:35 PM

After eating all of that Mexican food, you will shit it all out. Be careful, don't shit your pants, Cat

Bullshitted by Catfish on January 25, 2006 05:59 PM

I figured Harvey would come over here and make this dirty somehow. I'll check back tomorrow ;-)

Bullshitted by Sissy on January 25, 2006 08:46 PM

Melons huh?

Are they even in season?

Bullshitted by Gooseneck on January 25, 2006 11:18 PM

You need some starch in that diet. Might I suggest an occassional Guiness?

Bullshitted by Libby on January 26, 2006 07:19 AM

Signs and portents of Hamas winning the Palestinian election?

Bullshitted by WitNit on January 26, 2006 11:20 AM