Dangling...

... while the rest of you gentle people are suffering through a day of toil, I just witnessed a moment of cinematic bliss...

... remember that scene in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" when Marilyn Monroe is crawling through that porthole?... were you to have ever doubted it before, rest your selves in the fact that, yes, there is a God...

... that scene speaks so deeply to me, I can hardly even attempt to convey it... her hour-glass figure dangling from that window... on one side, her heaving cleavage and painted lips... on the other side, her bodacious booty wiggling and struggling... mercy...

... and then that little boy shows up and she begs for assistance?... remember the two reasons he agreed to help her?...

1. I'm too young to be prosecuted.

And...

2. You have a lot of animal magnetism.

... that little ten year old had a pretty damn good eye, if you ask me....

.... I'm surprised that scene made it past the censors...

by Eric on January 17, 2006 | Bullshit (4) | TrackBack (1) | Psycho Rants
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That's just wrong.

Here I be talking to dimwits and you're watching Marilyn Monroe.

I wasn't depressed, until now.

Jealousy's a bitch.

Bullshitted by phin on January 17, 2006 12:56 PM

In such a wise doth the Lord make up for having created people like Michael Moore, William Hung, and Stalin.

Tragic as it was that Marilyn died young, it might have been more tragic to see her today as a superannuated Former Goddess. Think of Mae West, and thank cruel Fate.

Bullshitted by Elisson on January 17, 2006 09:20 PM

I don't want to invoke your wrath, but Marilyn Monroe isn't all that attractive. I never thought she was and probably never will. I'm not saying she isn't a good looking lady, but she does absolutly nothing for me.

Bullshitted by Contagion on January 18, 2006 09:03 AM

Contagion you sound more like Grace Kelly could be your ideal beauty.Am I right?

Bullshitted by Lisa Gilliam on January 21, 2006 03:33 AM