Scary Movies....

... believe it or not, I am notoriously freaked out by horror flicks.... like an onion, people, I have many skins... monsters?... bring them on... I'll punk Godzilla in a heartbeat and manhandle King Kong with my spare arm... but ghosts?... okay, slightly freaked out.... but Demons from the Dark Side?.. well paint me pink and toss me to the lesbians... I'm a total basket-case..... a complete lost cause....

... last night was such a night.... having had my fill of television bugga-booery, I called off and headed for the blogroom... putting some distance between myself and the urethral bellowing of the demonic forces zooming around the living room.....

... the Wife yells after me as I walk by... "Chicken!"

... "nay, dear Wife, I just know my limitations", says I... "woe betide the beastie that sets me in his sights... verily, babe... doest thou not provoke me whilst watching heebie-jeebie movies... unlike the limpdicks in the flicks who run hither and nither in primeval terror, scaring the jumping Jesus out of me WILL illicit an armed response.."...

... needless to say, she hushed.. although she did giggle quite a bit... and my manhood is still intact... well, for the most part...

by Eric on January 04, 2006 | Bullshit (9) | TrackBack (1) | Psycho Rants
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Your manhood is intact after saying all that jibber jabber?

HAHAHAHA...sorry I just had to say it.

We know you're brave Eric....there there dear...it'll be alright.

Bullshitted by Sandy on January 4, 2006 09:38 AM

Ahhh, I see it as y'all are even. You get the heebie jeebies from horror flicks and she gets them from opossum. ;-)

Bullshitted by Bou on January 4, 2006 11:35 AM

"Urethral bellowing"? Now, that is scary.

Bullshitted by Elisson on January 4, 2006 03:14 PM

A guest to your house, such as me, is never without a movie viewing companion. I've got you to watch and discuss tactics while viewing "Zulu," and when it's time for the harum scarum, and you flee elsewhere, Fiona is the pillar of the household.

Heheheh....

Bullshitted by Tammi on January 4, 2006 05:16 PM

Ah, crap... that was me, T1G.

Bullshitted by T1G on January 4, 2006 05:17 PM

"my manhood is still intact"

Apparently by "intact" you mean shattered into tiny pieces and strewn across the floor :-)

Bullshitted by Harvey on January 4, 2006 09:01 PM

I won't watch scary movies without Brian present, which means supernatural/ghost movies are a big "no no."

One that always gets under my skin is "The Changeling."

That is just chilling...

Bullshitted by Donna on January 4, 2006 11:59 PM

BUH HA HA HAHA HA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Bullshitted by Maeve on January 5, 2006 01:01 AM

Your manhood was fine until that Shakespearian blather you babbled off. Now I'm wondering if you wear tights when you blog. :)

Bullshitted by Contagion on January 5, 2006 08:48 AM