.... I know I'm probably going to take a load of crap for this, but I just watched Jessica Lange get totally orgasmic from being groped by a vintage 1976 King Kong... seriously, she was squirming around like a total minx.... Sure, I know it is supposed to be a horror flick... a classic even, but people, she was digging her some Monkey Love....
... it was truly amazing... inspiring even, in a warped sort of way.... motivational, even.. maybe...
... anyway, later in the film when she'd had a cocktail with Jeff Bridges, Kong showed back up... she fell straight into his hands with nary a harsh word... no kicking, screaming, or biting... nope... just stood there and let those massive digits sweep her right off her feet... word up, rubberneckers, once you go Gorilla, well, I guess you never go back...
... oh, and while I'm at it, I have a bone to pick with the editing crew of King Kong... see, I was paying attention while watching Jessica act.... remember that scene where Kong is rubbing his index finger across Jessica's boobage?... that flimsy little buckskin top?.... him drooling like a horned-up maniac, and her purring and moaning... revved up to her max and ready to explode.. well, once Kong got distracted by the giant snake, the next shot was of Ms. Lange from a side-angle running up to Jeff Bridges... HA!... she was TOPLESS!!... damn editing Nazis.... Kong was REALLY copping a feel and they cut it out of the production!...
... what a ripoff... I mean, it is one thing to insinuate that Kong was getting his sexual jollies with Jessica... but to have tape rolling and PROOF of the grope?... and NOT share it with us, the public?... well, someone needs to die...
.. and before you people start baying for my blood, I'm not into beast-love... and King Kong ain't about that... you see, he represents much, much more than just a beast... Kong represents the animal in all of us... the lustful and the barbaric... and in some way, the innocent and the monstrous....
... but you have to admit.. wouldn't it have been just plain KILLER to have watched a topless Jessica Lange straddle Kong's index finger and grind that bastard into submission?...
You are an evil man. I have been lusting after my hubby all day and then I read this. That poor man.
Bullshitted by vw bug on December 14, 2005 07:33 PMI've never seen the movie, but if she was such a minx as you say then I'll have to give it a go ;)
Bullshitted by Uptown Girl on December 14, 2005 09:38 PMHoly crap. *shaking my head and laughing*
Bullshitted by Bou on December 14, 2005 10:31 PMJessica Lange has graced our area twice with two completely forgettable movies, A Thousand Acres and Normal-which the wedding scene was filmed at our VFW. Just be in her presence for a few minutes and I guarantee any fantasy you ever had about the woman will disappear forever. COMPLETE BITCH.
Bullshitted by Raging Mom on December 15, 2005 06:44 AMI've seen that version of King Kong a good 20 times and I never noticed that. I'm going to have to rent it again just to confirm/deny.
BTW, you have issues. Not bad issues, just issues.
Bullshitted by Contagion on December 15, 2005 08:55 AMYou, sir, are one sick man! *laughing*
Bullshitted by oddybobo on December 15, 2005 09:31 AMKong sniffs finger pensively, smiles, as if at a pleasant memory.
KONG: Annie...
Kong then sniffs entire arm, starting at the elbow, moving toward the fingertips.
KONG: T-Rex...
Bullshitted by Elisson on December 15, 2005 09:52 AMI saw a special on gorillas on Discovery.
Are you aware that gorilla dick is like 2/3 of an inch long?
Barely any dick at all.
I would think that this would cool you off a bit.
Bullshitted by Shouting Thomas on December 15, 2005 10:36 AMEric.....
oh my oh my..
king kong huh?
Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on December 15, 2005 10:58 AMI'm sensing a theme here....
Bullshitted by Princess Cat on December 15, 2005 03:50 PMI remember watching that scene and thinking, whoa, she just made KK her bitch. But then the snake comes in and ruins the whole thing.
Bullshitted by Daniel Medley on December 15, 2005 04:25 PM