Tail...

... the Missus has quite a few autographed photos of old movie stars in her collection... Gene Kelly... Cary Grant.... sure, she likes the pretty boys... but something is missing...

... in my blogroom, I have Robert Duvall and Clint Eastwood.... again, hardcore gentlemen... but something just isn't full tilt...

... I'm writing this down because yesterday a strange conversation began over our choices... and somehow, as only our conversations can meander, we ended up wondering which old movie actor in a movie we were watching probably got the most tail...

... of course, there were hundreds to choose from... but we let AMC be our guide... as each of the evening's movies came on, we'd try to come up with an idea of which actor got laid the most off the set.. and then provide the necessary explanation/argument as to why our supposition was correct...

... verdict?.. it is my honest belief that of all movie actors from the "classic" age, Vincent Price was the man... tall, gruesome, and slim... groomed voice... nice mustache.. looked equally dashing in a suit or lumberjack flannel... loved the fine arts and a sharp machete on a dark night.. quoted Poe...

... hell, I'll bet that back in the day, Vincent could cause a woman to dampen at thirty paces...

... maybe I'm wrong... but he is now on the Christmas list.. so if anyone finds a cool autographed photo of Vincent Price, be sure to let me know... as for which collection it goes into, well, that's still up for grabs... does he hang forever in the room with "yummy men"... or does he proudly take his place on the "role model" wall... personally, I think he'd enjoy hanging with Clint and Duvall much, much better than Grant and Kelly...

by Eric on December 08, 2005 | Bullshit (12) | TrackBack (0) | SWG Stories
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I was watching The Misfits last night by myself and thought that Montgomery Clift certainly had his share of "tail" and found myself thinking that I would have been in that corner myself. And Clark Gable, even for an old man was gettin some action from Marilyn Monroe, not bad I'd say, not bad t'all.

Bullshitted by Oddybobo on December 8, 2005 10:49 AM

Okay... this is going to sound weird, but other then football players the only autographed pictures I have hanging on my computer room wall are Kathy Ireland and Barry Williams (Greg Brady). It's a long story and someday I'll get the nerve to post about it.

Bullshitted by Contagion on December 8, 2005 11:37 AM

Well, I used to have one, personalized to me, but it went up in a housefire about 2 years ago. Ones I saved - Linda Blair, Christopher Lee, and Barbara Steele.
I have a friend who knew Vincent personally and did a couple of interviews with him in his later years. He may have been a real cocksman before he met his wife, but word has it that he remained faithful to her to the end. A wonderful man, he was.
My vote would be Errol Flynn. He worked both sides of the aisle, if you know what I mean.

Bullshitted by DrugStore Cowboy on December 8, 2005 01:18 PM

I have a trivia question. What was the name of the Fred Astaire movie where he and Ginger were rushing around a room and she askes him "Where do these go?" and he says "No no....the roses go on the piano and the tulips on the organ." The first time I saw that movie I almost wet myself I was laughing so hard. It's been years since I've seen that movie and can't remember the name. Any ideas?

Bullshitted by DrugStore Cowboy on December 8, 2005 01:27 PM

Depends on what the meaning of "tail" is. Might well be Liberace or Rock Hudson.

Bullshitted by Jim -PRS on December 8, 2005 05:47 PM

Hmm. I think maybe Tyrone Power. I'm still thinking.

Bullshitted by Bou on December 8, 2005 05:57 PM

I saw a ditty about Tab Hunter the other day and ole Tab was a sayin' he coulda if he'd a wanted to but since he didn't swing with the girls it was all just for show.

Bullshitted by GUYK on December 8, 2005 07:22 PM

tail.....back in the day....Paul Newman....Hud....oh my

as long as he just looked hot and kept his politics to himself....

Bullshitted by armywifetoddlermom on December 8, 2005 08:33 PM

Most tail? I'd say Cary Grant but for some reason Jimmy Stewart also comes to mind.

Bullshitted by Wizard on December 9, 2005 09:18 AM

Have you checked on ebay for a pic of Vincent Price?

I always thought he was cool, too :)

Bullshitted by Helen on December 9, 2005 10:08 AM

http://www.wallsoffame.com/html/television.html

This place has one advertised for $95..BATMAN, Vincent Price as EGGHEAD.

Bullshitted by Sandy on December 9, 2005 01:43 PM

No Johnny Cash? He's Da Man. Or was...

Bullshitted by Sadie on December 9, 2005 07:49 PM