Blooming...

.... as if I hadn't had enough bullshit lately, two tons arrived yesterday via dump truck.... it seems that when I'm not dealing with the figurative I have to handle the literal as well... typical....

.... while typing this, I can see the steaming mass percolating through the crust of frost... and soon, I shall be shin-deep slinging it across the barren lawn... sounds like fun, no?... honest toil for a change?... yeah, I know you rubberneckers are not sympathetic, but that's cool...

... actually, I am looking forward to it... after all, when you think about it, she's a necessary evil, this figurative and literal pile of crap.... after having suffered a deluge of dung, the flowers will bloom... the grass'll get greener... buds with bud, etc...

... now... if I can only get the same damn fruits to bear from the figurative shit, I'll be rocking and rolling...

by Eric on November 19, 2005 | Bullshit (7) | TrackBack (2) | Psycho Rants
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Yep, did that today myself. I have now popped some ibuprofin left over from when I fell off the ladder.
I'm also eye balling my bottle of whiskey......it's noon some where in the world right?
Damn, it sucks getting this sore!

Bullshitted by Maeve on November 19, 2005 12:38 PM

Flowers from figurative shit would be beyond great. Good luck today with the real stuff!

Bullshitted by Richmond on November 19, 2005 03:38 PM

makes it almost not worth it, eh?

Bullshitted by Jager on November 19, 2005 06:34 PM

I spent the day shoveling snow.

Bullshitted by livey on November 19, 2005 06:52 PM

Scott's -- It comes in a bag, and it's not steamy.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on November 19, 2005 07:41 PM

By George! Jim's got it!!

Bullshitted by Indigo on November 20, 2005 10:06 AM

Shoveling shit can be therapeutic. I'm told.

Bullshitted by Sgt Hook on November 20, 2005 11:37 AM