History....

... one ancient day in September, 1380, a warrior monk from Dmitry Donskoi's army faced the Golden Horde's champion in single combat... East meets West, if you will... Alexsandr Peresvet meets Temirmurza Chelubei in a precursor to the mighty battle of Kulikovo... why do I bring this up?... no reason, really... except that they both managed to kill each other simultaneously....

... a mere blip in the history of the World... those two titans clashing.. eye-witness to the final crumbling of the Empire of Genghis Khan... but in the giant scheme of things, old Alex is deemed the victor even though he was snuffed.. why?.. brilliance.... see, his corpse managed to stay in the saddle...

... incredible, no?... we just don't think that way anymore, do we... what a loss on our part....

by Eric on September 26, 2005 | Bullshit (2) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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I was declared the winner of a drinking contest once (many years ago) because I managed to remain in the chair, albeit unconscious, while the other guy fell to the floor.

History repeats itself, methinks.

Bullshitted by Jim -PRS on September 26, 2005 03:30 PM

Methinks that ol' Alex was the true inventor of the Velcro fly, but didn't live long enough to file the patent... or write the song.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on September 26, 2005 08:39 PM