Decks and Mommas...

... as of seventeen hundred this evening, the deck is officially floored... after a week of dicking with it, I hesitate to report that I too am officially floored... and let us not talk about the railings... they'll be ridden in ASAP... hey, the deck has it coming... evil, swarthy bitch that she is... and I, on the other hand, prefer to be on the giving end when one mentions riding rails around this county...

... oh, and one thing, if only just in passing.... as a flyer of the desk chair for the past few years, I've come to a realization lately... mainly, that were I to take up deck-building full time, I'd be a damned bonecrusher.. a fucking right arm like Sonny Liston pre-smackdown via Cassius.... yeah...

... word, children... I do believe I have finally punked Manuel Labor... I had that snitch under my thumb today... and he cried like a schoolgirl...

... and yet still, even as I gloat over my conquests with Scotch in hand, these are the times that try men's women's souls... blogdaughter Christina is a babe in need... her AND the adorable fire-haired Susan had Mommas in the path of Rita.... luckily, they all fared well... however, the dear Matriarchs need fetching....

.. so... heed this clarion call, gentle rubberneckers.... if one can offer assistance to two fair lasses and their Moms, buck up.... tell us of the availability of gas, services, and road navigability to and from DeRidder from all points West and North... trust me, it is for a good cause...

... for all you knights (and Ladies) errant, this is a chance for some seriously good karma.... that said, help out if you can....

by Eric on September 25, 2005 | Bullshit (2) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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Oh, bless you, my friend.

Much appreciated!

Thank you.

; )

Bullshitted by Christina on September 25, 2005 08:15 PM

Thank you, Eric!

Mom is safe. We arrived around 3:30 this morning. Hellish experience.

Take care.

Bullshitted by Christina on September 27, 2005 11:44 AM