... the clock... it hounds us all... getting older... creaky joints... losing your hair.... sagging sweater puppies.... male or female, we all stress over Father Time...

... but let there be hope, people... for I, your trusty news hound, have stumbled upon a story... which, if read and re-read while in the correct frame of mind, can be quite uplifting... of course, for the prudes and thumpers among the reading audience, the report will likely be viewed as callous and perverted... hey, to each their own... after all, this is just a blog, people... it ain't art...

... anyway, I'll give you people this wee teaser... a small quote from the end of an article in which hope is given to us all...

"She actually autographed one of her DVDs for the arresting officer before she realized he was a police officer,'' said Central District Capt. Joseph Vaclavik.

Authorities weren't surprised at her age. "In today's world, 48 is not what 48 was,'' one said.

... 48 years old and she's still pulling down a cool grand per blowjob.. now that is amazing... and, if you really, really think about it... it's quite heartwarming....

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Bullshitted by Sadie on September 25, 2005 11:48 AM

Hmmm $1,000 for a bj? I should rethink my profession!

Nah I'd be arrested on my first try.

Bullshitted by livey on September 25, 2005 12:20 PM

Hmmmm.... I've got to go to Chicago early next month. You reckon' she'll be out of jail by then?

Bullshitted by RedNeck on September 25, 2005 12:26 PM

But how could this be? Didn't Bill Clinton clearly establish that a blowjob wasn't having sex? And is prostitution not defined as selling sex? I think that this fine lady needs a lawyer. Maybe Bill Clinton should volunteer to defnd her.

Bullshitted by GUYK on September 25, 2005 04:48 PM

After a while to reflect on this whole subject, I'm wonderin' just one thing...

Somebody tell me just exactly what is wrong with "sagging sweater puppies...." ?

Bullshitted by RedNeck on September 25, 2005 07:23 PM

... personal issues, Redneck?.... pert is preferable, of course... but no boobie is a bad boobie... I merely used "sagging sweater puppies" for the lyrical flow...

.. besides... the whole moral of this tale is that some lady of 49 summers is getting 1K per blowjob... in itself, that is unfathomable.... kudos to her...

Bullshitted by Eric on September 25, 2005 07:31 PM

When she eventually retires, she should be a consultant -- one of the rare ones who actually knows how to do something.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on September 25, 2005 10:20 PM

Damn, makes a man's heart swell three sizes hearing a story like this.

Wait, that's not my...

Bullshitted by tommy on September 26, 2005 01:03 AM

I've of course been giving this great thought, trying to figure out if I'd be worth 1K and realizing the answer is a big 'no'. She must've learned something during her years in the business to get that kind of cashola. Most surely she does more than just suck start a Harley. I am sure husbands everywhere would be most grateful if she would impart her wisdom... A 'how to' guide of sorts. ;-)

Bullshitted by Bou on September 26, 2005 07:18 AM

Come on, Eric....I remember you reminiscing in Jeckyll about back how you used to charge that much to give a blowjob but that you'd gotten out of that line of work because it took $2K worth of scotch to get rid of the taste.

Bullshitted by zonker on September 26, 2005 09:07 AM

... damn, Zonker...

Bullshitted by Eric on September 26, 2005 01:20 PM

Gasp. I think that was the conversation about the marmaset, Zonker...

Close, but as the boys say, no cigar.

Bullshitted by sadie on September 26, 2005 08:04 PM

Yeah Eric, the time I saw my grandmamma nekkid scared the hell outta me too. But, as I get older, hell, I just don't scare as easy anymore.

I hope Zonker is investing in some kevlar and c e r a m i c skin 'bout now... That boy was "in tune" when he left that one... He better not "sleep" in Helen.

If you're wonderin' about the funny spellin' on c e r a m i c, I ain't studderin', but I was slowed up by the grammar fuzz... I dropped a 'nekked', and 2 hell's in that comment, but the grammar fuzz pops me for a "questionable content" for c e r a m i c... now thats funnny man...

Bullshitted by RedNeck on September 26, 2005 08:54 PM

Um, I meant "stutterin'" I think.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on September 26, 2005 08:55 PM

Nuthin' wrong with 48, it's a good age to be, and much better than stoppin' earlier! Sadly, the sagging sweater puppies and creaky joints are smack on target ;-)

But d*mn - $1K a pop is pretty good money for any BJ, I'm thinking.

Bullshitted by Barb on September 27, 2005 12:46 AM