I'm going back to bed...

.... whilst gawking at the levee break channeling that the Army Corps of Engineers was talking about this morning, an astounding news story scrolled across the bottom of the television screen... see, scientists are busily creating genetically modified mice that have a human chromosome in an effort to better understand Downs Syndrome... charming, eh?... the first human/vermin hybrid is purposely flawed... the mind boggles...

.. in effect, we are actively engaged in creating disabled mice... great bloody Hell...

... oh, and in other news, France is reported to have the highest birthrate in Europe.. I don't know about you, but I see troubling times ahead...

.... depressed about Rita and Katrina?... yeah, me too... but don't worry... be cheered that the World's supply of retarded mice and Frenchmen is on the increase...

... the end is nigh, rubberneckers... the end is night... you heard it here first...

by Eric on September 24, 2005 | Bullshit (6) | TrackBack (0) | Psycho Rants
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you wonderful you, always looking for the bright side!! thanks

Bullshitted by shoe on September 24, 2005 10:26 AM

What a relief :-)

Bullshitted by Harvey on September 24, 2005 11:19 AM

Retarded mice and Frenchmen -- there's a song in there somewhere.....

Bullshitted by Richmond on September 24, 2005 01:44 PM

I'd worry about the France population boom, 'cept them ain't gen-u-wine Frogs bein' born there. It's Algerians and Moroccans and God knows what else that's swarmed up through Marseilles into the hinterlands.

Seems just about every country has a problem with swarms of folks from south of the border comin' for a visit and forgettin' ta leave!

Bullshitted by El Capitan on September 24, 2005 02:33 PM

Hmmmm... I'm always learning something new. I thought that retarded mice and Frenchman were one and the same. Never realized they were two seperate things.

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on September 24, 2005 03:43 PM

I understand that the Fraaaaanch government's going to be paying its citizens to have MORE baby frogs.

Mmmmm. Makes me hungry for frog legs.

Bullshitted by liv on September 24, 2005 09:20 PM