... yesterday was a complete success... not only did I manage to bag each of my elusive quarry, I also found some added bonii... for instance, the Godiva Chocolate Shop has taken lately to creating milkshakes.. yes, gentle ones... it is true...a Godiva chocolate milkshake.... I took a fancy to a white chocolate/raspberry puree example... marvelous stuff, I tell ya....
.. secondly, as the Wife and I were making our way to the exit of the mall, we passed a Victoria's Secret shop.... I took slight exception when she asked if we should go in... I am, at heart, a shy creature, and it was a moment of pure imbecility on my part.... so she ventured forth alone... as she disappeared into the sultry shoppe, I found myself sitting quietly on a thoughtfully provided bench out front of the shop sipping my milkshake.. well, I have two words for you.. Good.. God....
... listen, school is about to start here.. and I honestly had no idea that high school girls wore thongs.. no, really... a steady procession of young nubiles flowed past me and my milkshake... oh, and lest we forget, Knoxville is also a College town.... proud home of the glorious Tennessee Volunteers... so not only did I get the 17-19's, but also the 20-23's... as you can imagine, sipping an ice cold drink in front of Victoria's Secret was not at all a bad place to pass forty-five minutes.... and nary an ugly maiden passed before those gates, dear ones... indeed, as those waspish lasses exited the shop, they'd inevitably lay eyes upon the redheaded reprobate sipping his slushy... who, I might add, was sporting an enormous grim..
... bliss... total and unabashed... a milkshake and lingerie does a body good... well, at least my body.... we even felt the occasional stirrings....
... anyway, two things did intrigue me about the whole scenario... namely, that they must make Victoria's knickers out of air or something... a 5'3" maiden would enter and freshly exit with a bag the size of an apricot... sure, it sparked a lot for my imagination.. but, really... what kind of underwear could you possibly buy that would fit in such a small bag?... the mind, she does wander with possibilities... also, and here is the kicker.... as the ladies would exit, sometimes we'd accidentally make eye contact.... hey, it's not like I was staring, or anything... I was just quietly sipping my shake and minding my own business.. but many of the girls young women would blush.... almost as if they were embarrassed at being caught carrying their exotic unmentionables away... either that, or they thought I was being a total pervert..
... damn, what a day.. I've never been a huge fan of shopping... or the whole mall scene... but I am swiftly developing a newly found appreciation for late-Summer shopping... and all of the unexpected treats that it can offer... that milkshake was the bomb...
So, you won't go into the store, but does the catalog get delivered to your house?
Bullshitted by New York Moments on August 3, 2005 09:19 AM... it will after yesterday's purchases... oh, yeah...
Bullshitted by Eric on August 3, 2005 09:23 AMGood for those lonely evenings when the wife is away.
Bullshitted by New York Moments on August 3, 2005 09:33 AMFace it, they all wondered about the perv who hangs out in front of Vickie's sucking loudly on his milkshake, a demonstration of all sorts innuendo ... :)
Bullshitted by Hip Liz on August 3, 2005 10:27 AMYou said 'slushy'.....
Bullshitted by sadie on August 3, 2005 10:45 AMROTFL! I can just picture this man sitting in front of Victoria's drinking a milkshake checking out the women.
Bullshitted by vw bug on August 3, 2005 11:23 AMTo steal a bit from Jeff Foxworthy.
They where memorizing your face so they could look you up in the sex offender registry!
I hate going in there myself. I always feel out of place. When my wife does go in, I'm usually checking out another store or not with her, because *I* wont sit out front feeling like a perv either.
Then again the VS store in our mall is really tame, there really is little to nothing sexy in there, it's just standard underwear.
Bullshitted by Contagion on August 3, 2005 11:36 AMI went to Victoria Secretes with the missus shortly after we were married. One of the saleswomen walked of and snidely asked if she could help me find anything.
The saleswoman and the missus were appalled when I picked up the nearest thong and asked if they had it in my size.
Needless to say the missus hasn't invited me to go back with her, I kinda miss it now.
Bullshitted by phin on August 3, 2005 01:05 PMI for one am truely jealous of you.
Drinking a Godiva milkshake ... heaven, pure heaven
And I thought you said you would eat Mac and Cheese before chocolate?
Bullshitted by Machelle on August 3, 2005 01:13 PMYes, yes...you ARE a freak of nature. A chocolate sipping, panty-consumed, bag-questioning freak of nature. But it's kinda cute...in a "slushy" sort of way. ;)
Bullshitted by Dana on August 3, 2005 01:45 PMMaybe the poor lasses were confused...I mean, there's this older guy sitting there perving out in front of the store...but he's wearing these really metrosexual shoes. Pure confusion.
Oh, and start photoblogging events like this, please!
Ugh, I would turn 4 shades of red if I walked out of a VS and found a man there. And it wouldn't be because I thought he was a perv, I would assume he was waiting on someone... but just because stuff like that does embarrass me.
The only think better than a Godiva milkshake is a Godiva Chocolate Martini. To die for.
Bullshitted by Bou on August 3, 2005 02:12 PMYou were sporting an enormous grim...what?
There's a mind picture.
In many of the VicSec shops, the staff will model for you if it appears you are going to spend a good chunk of change in there. A good regular customer can get modeling every time.
I don't think I could handle the stress, and yes, I'd be sporting an enormous grim one, too.
Bullshitted by Bane on August 3, 2005 04:02 PM.. heh... I was wondering if anyone would catch that...
Bullshitted by Eric on August 3, 2005 04:05 PMThe last time I was in VS with my husband was when my kids were about 5 years old. VS was having their big sale, so I went in there while Hubby took the boys somewhere else. Evidently, I was taking too long, so Hubby brought the boys into VS to find me. While there, one of the boys picked up a pair of leopard print panties (with attached matching bra, of course) and said, "here, Mommy! These are cool!" Needless to say, Hubby just had to buy them for me. I was mortified...
Bullshitted by Beth on August 3, 2005 06:03 PMROFL!!! Glad you had such a good time. I shop at VS, I like some of their stuff. Now the Godiva shake... that sounds incredible! If I wasn't afraid it would give me a raging migraine - I'd run out and find the nearest Godiva store around here and get my own. *grin*
I don't trust my other half in Vic Secrets anymore. He runs around touching everything, picks stuff out for me to try on (and makes quite a scene on purpose to embarass me -"HONEY! Will you try these crotchless panties on for me???")and tries to peek under the changing room door. It's amazing he hasn't gotten arrested yet.
Bullshitted by blondage on August 3, 2005 08:39 PMWell all I can say is I hope you had fun and I loved the tile in the banos in Mexico.
Bullshitted by georgia on August 4, 2005 12:25 AMWell dayum, I feel special. I got a whole Victoria's Secret birthday from my husband one year.
I got a matching bra and panties with rhinestones on them...a whole bunch of the cotton panties, slippers, silk pajamas and a terricloth robe that I LOVE.
Since he did that, he hasn't had to go in. I go in myself and model what he (I) got for me(him)...LOL.
Who knew that he secretly had so much fun shopping..LOL!
Bullshitted by Kelly on August 4, 2005 12:01 PMmy favorite store -- i park my husband in front of it for at least an hour ... and he never minds when i emerge with an apricot bag ... i usually get him a milkshake of some sort before we go in, to keep him busy ...
Bullshitted by justrose on August 5, 2005 04:13 AMI sooooo should have seen this before and linked it to my maul post today....damn.....
glances....yeah we see...
Bullshitted by ArmyWifeToddlerMom on October 9, 2005 10:36 PMRecently, riding the escalator down in the neighborhood mall, I was treated to a wonderful scene above as a young lady strolled to the railing in her tiny miniskirt. I still don't know if she was wearing a thong or not, but it sure was exciting to watch her cheeks move under there. I wish I had the courage to write it up in my own blog. Thanks for this post.
Bullshitted by John M on October 15, 2005 03:11 PM