.. today's quote of the day comes from near Philly... where there shockingly appears to be a shortage of mace....
"Along the first building here, she sees a male that had no clothes on, but he had a (Zorro) mask on. She then goes up toward the next building and now this guy comes running out of the bushes within 5 or 10 feet of her and says in a calm voice, 'I'm Zorro.'
... if that had been MY wife, she'd have looked him in the eye and said, "Oh, really?.. I'm Mrs. SWG... and here is Mr. Pepper Spray..".. then, she'd probably dial 911 while he writhed in pain... she's kind like that, you know... even I have learned not to pull the Zorro gag..
on June 20, 2005
Parkway Rest Stop
A Village Story.
Just as well, I can hear the "Gay Blade" jokes starting already... And I didn't even see that spoof...
... "Zorro - The Gay Blade" is a misunderstood masterpiece, Wolfie... you should watch it.. it's really quite inspiring..
I believe my wife would actually kick the guy's Mr Happy and the good time boys. I just don't see her flinching and/or running away.
Out of the night, when the full moon is bright,
Comes a horseman known as Zorro.
This bold renegade carves a "Z" with his blade.
A "Z" that stands for Zorro.
Sorry, Bro. I had a TV flashback.
I would have said something like "oh you call that a blade, I've seen bigger and better, you should be ashamed of yourself" and kept on my merry way.
Just one more reason your wife is so cool...given the opportunity, she'd put my blog title into action!
I have to admit, my wits are not so quick, I would probably stand there slack jawed and dumb founded... staring.
I probably would have giggled and turned 3 shades of red...than ran away..while looking back over my shoulder a hundred times.. :)