Mace....

.. today's quote of the day comes from near Philly... where there shockingly appears to be a shortage of mace....

"Along the first building here, she sees a male that had no clothes on, but he had a (Zorro) mask on. She then goes up toward the next building and now this guy comes running out of the bushes within 5 or 10 feet of her and says in a calm voice, 'I'm Zorro.'

... if that had been MY wife, she'd have looked him in the eye and said, "Oh, really?.. I'm Mrs. SWG... and here is Mr. Pepper Spray..".. then, she'd probably dial 911 while he writhed in pain... she's kind like that, you know... even I have learned not to pull the Zorro gag..

by Eric on June 20, 2005 | Bullshit (8) | Psycho Rants
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Just as well, I can hear the "Gay Blade" jokes starting already... And I didn't even see that spoof...

Bullshitted by Laughing Wolf on June 20, 2005 08:23 AM

... "Zorro - The Gay Blade" is a misunderstood masterpiece, Wolfie... you should watch it.. it's really quite inspiring..

Bullshitted by Eric on June 20, 2005 08:27 AM

I believe my wife would actually kick the guy's Mr Happy and the good time boys. I just don't see her flinching and/or running away.

Bullshitted by Contagion on June 20, 2005 08:47 AM

Out of the night, when the full moon is bright,
Comes a horseman known as Zorro.

This bold renegade carves a "Z" with his blade.
A "Z" that stands for Zorro.

Sorry, Bro. I had a TV flashback.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on June 20, 2005 08:58 AM

I would have said something like "oh you call that a blade, I've seen bigger and better, you should be ashamed of yourself" and kept on my merry way.

Bullshitted by livey on June 20, 2005 11:19 AM

Just one more reason your wife is so cool...given the opportunity, she'd put my blog title into action!

Bullshitted by Princess Cat on June 20, 2005 11:52 AM

I have to admit, my wits are not so quick, I would probably stand there slack jawed and dumb founded... staring.

Bullshitted by Bou on June 20, 2005 01:03 PM

I probably would have giggled and turned 3 shades of red...than ran away..while looking back over my shoulder a hundred times.. :)

Bullshitted by Sandy on June 21, 2005 02:20 PM