Jacko's waste of my time...

.. blow by blow via Fox News.. damn, people... what a waste of time...

4:20 EST - ... man, I bet that if ole Eric was late for his sentencing I wouldn't have a judge be nice to me... he'd put me so far back in the jail that they'd have to feed me with a slingshot...
4:22 EST - ... Black SUVs rock... those suckers look "BAD"..
4:23 EST - ... if he gets convicted, I bet he'll faint like a schoolgirl...
4:25 EST - ... wait... no one has seen him since last week?.. hmm.. what if he's not in the "caravan"?...
4:26 EST - .. what makes those freaks think that standing around in the mid-June sunshine holding a placard is going to swing the judge or jury?....
4:30 EST - ... uh oh... the cops are donning helmets and telling Mommies to remove their children from the area.... that doesn't sound good...
4:31 EST - ... you know.. even if he WASN'T diddling a 13 year old boy.. ANY 48 year old man who seeks out lil' boys to "non-sexually" sleep with needs to be put in an asylum...
4:35 EST - ... the rubberneckers are stampeding into the courtroom....
4:36 EST - ...Good Lord... why am I wasting my time doing this?... screw it, I'm popping a Shiner Bock....
4:38 EST ... Tom (Jacko's Lawyer) has some wavy hair, people.... white, too... I'm not 100% sure what I think about that...
4:40 EST ... Pajama Day?... this thing has been a damn circus since the beginning... once again, for a normal citizen like me?... feeding by slingshot if I pulled something like that...
4:42 EST - ... "Ad Nauseam"... that's one of those incredible words I wish I was smart enough to use in conversation more often... that Fox announcer is a genius... oh, and Apropos.. mea culpa... etc...
4:44 EST - ... oh, and caveat emptor as well.... that's another one...
4:45 EST - ... wow... they didn't have any black jurors...
4:46 EST - ...I bet he walks..
4:47 EST - ..the Shiner was awesome.... but I'm downshifting to Newcastle Brown...
4:47 EST - ...Ochenclaus (sp) is one kickass surname...
4:48 EST - whoop! whoop! battle stations! brace for impact, coppers! five minute warning!
4:46 EST - ... oops.. I just noticed that my watch is two minutes fast according to Fox News little digital clock... sorry..
4:47 EST - ...Shepherd keeps asking about what Jacko is going to LOOK like... sheesh... whatta metro...
4:48 EST - ...Joe Jackson creeps me right the Hell out....
4:49 EST - ...Jacko gives the fans the peace sign..
4:50 EST - ..Tom Mezaro is a former boxer?.. get outta town... he needs a haircut... ex-boxers don't have layers, feathers, bangs, and such....
4:51 EST - ...Even with that whole nipple clamp/piercing thing, Janet is still quite hot...
4:52 EST - ... anyone see that HUGE cop with the long sleeved shirt?... he needs to Jenny Craig it for a while...
4:54 EST - ... HA!.. Fox just showed a live clip of the digital clock on the wall of the courthouse... their clock is two minutes SLOW.. somehow, that makes me feel better....
4:56 EST - ... doors closed.. drum roll, please....
4:57 EST - ... by the way. I have NOT followed this case/trial/circus... well, except for today...
4:58 EST - ... a "Trust Jesus Repent" sign right beside a "Conspiracy to destroy Michael Jackson" one.. ahhhh... America the beautiful...
5:00 EST - ... DA Sneddon has an "axe to grind"... listen, children.. any DA with an axe is a bad, bad thing...
5:04 EST - .. jury seated... judge has entered..
5:06 EST - ... man, there are cops everywhere outside... three ranks deep... but here's a question... would a bunch of jacko-wacko's really have the nerve to start a riot?... somehow, I just can't see that happening...
5:08 EST - ... dude, they just busted on transistor radios... jeez... Fox has finally stepped over the line....
5:10 EST - ... Jesus... hurry up, people.. my beer is getting warm...
5:11 EST - ... heh... Greta says that there will definitely be at least one conviction...
5:12 EST - ... two jurors...no, wait... seven jurors are staring at the judge... that sounds bad... sounds like they don't want to share the gaze of a guilty man...
5:13 EST - .. whoa... child abduction... not guilty.. lewd acts... not guilty..
5:22 EST - .... holy shit... I can not believe I just wasted this much of my life blogging this.. all ten counts.. not guilty... I'm going out back to grill a steak..

by Eric on June 13, 2005 | Bullshit (10) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Don't feel bad. I watched the whole thing too... Though instead of blogging it I just searched Google for Freaky images of him --which are not exactly a rare commodity...

Hope your steak is better than California's jury pool!

(I enjoyed reading it is that's any consolation)

Bullshitted by ALa on June 13, 2005 06:19 PM

Dude, I guess it's true... the white man always walks! ;)

Bullshitted by that1guy on June 13, 2005 09:54 PM

Well I didn't watch any of it, but feel thankful for the commentary. That quick read was far more entertaining than watching that tripe on TV!!!

Bullshitted by Bou on June 13, 2005 11:15 PM

Oh damn....please blog about Eric again. Please?

Heh;-)

Bullshitted by sadie on June 14, 2005 01:50 AM

Damn you changed your picture! I was kinda gettin used to that image of you when I read your posts. Now I don't care what you post I'm staring at your pic!

Bullshitted by livey on June 14, 2005 08:37 AM

you do realize that is an hour of your life you will never get back?

Bullshitted by Contagion on June 14, 2005 08:59 AM

I didn't blog it, but I had it on the radio for at least that long.

Then I realized I needed to get out and look for a fatal three-car pileup to cleanse my mind.

Bullshitted by McGehee on June 14, 2005 01:15 PM

Yes, that was a lot more quick and less painful then the actual coverage.

The most entertaining? Fox's time being messed up ;-)

Bullshitted by Sissy on June 15, 2005 12:06 AM

Who is this Michael Jackson, of which you speak?

Bullshitted by Cappy on June 15, 2005 10:04 PM

I only give CNN (Bleh) 10 minutes per day (and not all days depending on how Bizee I am) to WOW me the News Of The World. Or I watch PBS (Jim Lehrer) for a particular In-depth topic.

WHY, Oh why would ya wastee yer time on this brain-deadening stuff??? And Why would care to watch the Fox Not-News Station in the first instance??

Bullshitted by Kare on June 17, 2005 04:26 PM