Ye Olde Western...

... as I am sure you retards are just chomping at the bit for the next chapter, I feel I must let you in on a little secret... be careful what you wish for, children.... what is it that awaits you?... mheh...

... run-on sentences.. bad punctuation... weak ideas... verily, verily, woe is me... and more importantly, woe is YOU... Friday will be upon us before we know it, people.. and Lust ain't even half-way finished... funny, too... procrastination is usually such a wonderful thing.. and my strong point, too...

... anyway, so far I've done everything I can imagine... I sat on the deck with my Stetson on... slammed a few shots of tequila.... cleaned my Winchester 30-30... threw some John Wayne into the VCR.... Hell, I even put on my Mexican poncho and drank some bourbon... I got absolutely nothing for my trouble... you know, I've got half a mind to just have Emily gangbanged by a traveling Mariachi band that passes through town on their way to an Olde West Mariachi Convention in St. Louis... hey, it could work... the only creatures I've been able to channel so far are an incredibly aroused Festus, and Vincent Price with a speech impediment and extremely large hands... still, I'll keep trudging along... something's gotta give... however, I can tell you guys this... Emily is well and truly fucked...

UPDATE: Sidetracked again, it seems... time to shoot pool... no more working on Emily's fun & games till morning... sorry, kids....

by Eric on May 18, 2005 | Bullshit (11) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Long as she is well and truly fucked by the Mariachi, I am down...........

Bullshitted by bitterman on May 18, 2005 06:48 PM

Gangbanged? Lawd not even I'm that crude. Fiona, get your smacking hand ready;-)

Bullshitted by sadie on May 18, 2005 06:53 PM

Cohibas, man, that's what you need.

; )

Bullshitted by Christina on May 18, 2005 07:11 PM

... the Mariachi Band has Cohibas?.. what a very Clintonian idea!.. I'll try to work that in...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 18, 2005 07:33 PM


Bullshitted by Christina on May 18, 2005 07:33 PM

.. heh.. get it?... work it in?.. heh heh.. I am so ashamed...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 18, 2005 07:38 PM

Just Damn!

Bullshitted by Dax Montana on May 18, 2005 07:49 PM

Come on, Eric. The rest of the crew gave you a fine story to work 'em whatcha got. Or at least don't fuck up.

Bullshitted by zonker on May 18, 2005 09:06 PM

Oh. My. Gawd. Cohiba's and Mariachi bands and gangbangs. Emily ain't well and truly fucked.

I am.

Bullshitted by Pammy on May 18, 2005 09:32 PM

Hell, forget the chapter and just continue to write about your experiences in weird storylines and procrastination.

Works for me! :-)

Bullshitted by Mark Alexander on May 19, 2005 05:46 PM

Bah..mariachi bands are beneath Emily..well, not literally. That's in a different story. Jebus with the story. You got that dashing Angel with his eyes on her. And if that ain't a man that could light a woman's fire, I don't know what is.

Bullshitted by Moogie on May 19, 2005 06:14 PM