Half-Rubber...

... much trash has been talked about my inability to catch a damn half-rubber ball at the Wreckyll in Jekyll ... I'll be the first to admit it.. personally, I blame my ineptitude on a lack of stabilizing liquid.. but, Hell... I normally blame everything on that... even the Catfish had similar troubles in roping in that ball.. he even suffered two broken ribs trying to catch it..

... but even through everything, the fact does remain... I won the game by dinging a grand-slam off the mighty arm of Velociman... but it really doesn't matter who won.. we all had a great time playing...

by Eric on April 23, 2005 | Bullshit (4) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

I dropped ten in a row. Black rum. Black heart. You zinged that fucker. Cat broke those ribs when he dove downhill for a tip. That's gotta hurt.

Bullshitted by Velociman on April 23, 2005 09:42 AM

I'm certain that the Black rum was used with much aforethought as to the medicinal qualities it has. Had I been the half rubber trainer, it would've been a prerequisite for all participants, in case of injury, or if for no other reason, to simply level the playin' field. Kind of like professionals nowadays that "take the needle", takin' the "half rubber shot" is a whole different animal. Dosages vary I understand...

Bullshitted by RedNeck on April 23, 2005 12:09 PM

Heh heh. That last paragraph can be read SO many different ways....especially considering Zonker's captioning of the 'lapdance' photo!

Bullshitted by sadie on April 23, 2005 01:45 PM

ah, the dreaded half-rubber ball, i know its lessons well.

Bullshitted by justrose on April 23, 2005 05:52 PM