Not Work Safe...

... one of the things which has always astounded me in regards to the internet... is, well, how you can find absolutely anything out there... now, I know that is a sweeping statement.. sure, sure... everyone knows that the net is a goldmine of information... but for some reason, I always seem to stumble upon the craziest shit going... for instance, take this little article... lovingly entitled... "I Did It for Science"...

"That's awesome!" I exclaimed, inserting three fingers, which were thereupon doubled. Suddenly it looked as though fingers were growing out of me. "It's like a Georgia O'Keefe," I gasped. "It's the coolest thing ever." "I feel like I'm seeing the face of God," I stated simply, unable to tear my eyes away from the glowing multi-layered, finger-sprouting orifice that apparently belonged to me.

... see what I mean?.. simply amazing... it just goes to prove a long-standing idea I've had... all of Humanity - on one level or another - be it soap operas, blogs, gonzo porn, or home videos - are exhibitionists, perverts or voyeurs... maybe even all three combined... hey, you don't believe me?.. well, you are reading this, aren't you, Rubberneckers?... case in point.... perverts...

by Eric on April 19, 2005 | Bullshit (8) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Does that mean you are the one with voyeuristic and exhibitionistic fantasies? – Yah dirty bastard!

Bullshitted by Telebush on April 19, 2005 10:50 AM

.. if you only knew, Telebush...

Bullshitted by Eric on April 19, 2005 10:59 AM

Yeah I'm a blog pervert...and I'm so against work....I read blogs for 2 hours then work.

Bullshitted by char on April 19, 2005 11:26 AM

I read the article and post for scientific purposes only.

Bullshitted by Moogie on April 19, 2005 01:44 PM

"exhibitionists, perverts or voyeurs... maybe even all three combined".....seems like a fair description of the Jekyll attendees. The other attendees, I mean. I'm just a normal, well-adjusted fellow.

Bullshitted by zonker on April 19, 2005 03:03 PM

Holy crap. Harvey needs to be over here to see this...

Bullshitted by Boudicca on April 19, 2005 06:14 PM

Hmmm....science, huh? Now THERE'S an excuse I've not used before.

Bullshitted by Pammy on April 19, 2005 06:58 PM

Whew, you have outdone yourself Eric. I can't even link to this one as I have a niece who visits my site and she's not yet 25.

Bullshitted by John Climacus on April 20, 2005 01:44 AM