.. in a recent conversation with Velociman at an undisclosed Savannah location, he villainously busted upon my choice of late-evening-social-gathering footwear... the man had the sheer gall to call me a meterosexual... I mean, c'mon.... me, urbane?.. yeah, right.... let me just go and piss off my back porch and yell at the deer...
... anyway, I see now that I have been vindicated in my lowly regard of his slander... how?... well, Sadie has passed judgment... and as it turns out, I'm not a meterosexual... I'm just a retrosexual Hillbilly with good taste in shoes... see?...

...click here for a better view...
... H.S. Trask, baby... buffalo leather... besides... if loving buffalo leather saddle shoes is wrong.. well, I just don't want to be right...
You must be drunk again, Eric, because there are some obvious punctuation errors in that sentence. Let me help:
if loving buffalo, leather & saddle shoes is wrong.. well, I just don't want to be right...
.. holy shit... you were there?...
Bullshitted by Eric on April 1, 2005 02:39 PMHeh heh. Harvey, he punctuates just likes a Retrosexual....
Bullshitted by sadie on April 1, 2005 02:48 PMThe buffalo gave him a hickey...it was cute. Eric met it at the Buffalohandler...
Bullshitted by Satan on April 1, 2005 03:23 PMThose are some sexy feet, Eric.
Bullshitted by wonkita on April 1, 2005 05:10 PMAt least they are not Wallabes or Birkenstocks.
Those are some might sharp looking shoes!
I have heard them called, Queer Shoes, but that was a long time ago. I don't know if he is funny, he has not kissed me yet. If he tries, I will then tell everyone, Cat.
Bullshitted by catfish on April 1, 2005 06:20 PM.. you're all heart, Catfish..
Bullshitted by Eric on April 1, 2005 06:25 PMEric didn't try to kiss me either.
I feel fat & unattractive now :-(
Bullshitted by Harvey on April 1, 2005 07:14 PMThat was a compliment, dude. Everybody knows oxfords are chick magnets.
Bullshitted by Velociman on April 2, 2005 10:44 AMYes V-man, old chicks.
Bullshitted by catfish on April 2, 2005 11:12 PM