Heh...

.. in a recent conversation with Velociman at an undisclosed Savannah location, he villainously busted upon my choice of late-evening-social-gathering footwear... the man had the sheer gall to call me a meterosexual... I mean, c'mon.... me, urbane?.. yeah, right.... let me just go and piss off my back porch and yell at the deer...

... anyway, I see now that I have been vindicated in my lowly regard of his slander... how?... well, Sadie has passed judgment... and as it turns out, I'm not a meterosexual... I'm just a retrosexual Hillbilly with good taste in shoes... see?...

shoe_small.jpg

...click here for a better view...

... H.S. Trask, baby... buffalo leather... besides... if loving buffalo leather saddle shoes is wrong.. well, I just don't want to be right...

by Eric on April 01, 2005 | Bullshit (11) | Psycho Rants
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You must be drunk again, Eric, because there are some obvious punctuation errors in that sentence. Let me help:

if loving buffalo, leather & saddle shoes is wrong.. well, I just don't want to be right...


Bullshitted by Harvey on April 1, 2005 02:35 PM

.. holy shit... you were there?...

Bullshitted by Eric on April 1, 2005 02:39 PM

Heh heh. Harvey, he punctuates just likes a Retrosexual....

Bullshitted by sadie on April 1, 2005 02:48 PM

The buffalo gave him a hickey...it was cute. Eric met it at the Buffalohandler...

Bullshitted by Satan on April 1, 2005 03:23 PM

Those are some sexy feet, Eric.

Bullshitted by wonkita on April 1, 2005 05:10 PM

At least they are not Wallabes or Birkenstocks.
Those are some might sharp looking shoes!

Bullshitted by Maeve on April 1, 2005 05:40 PM

I have heard them called, Queer Shoes, but that was a long time ago. I don't know if he is funny, he has not kissed me yet. If he tries, I will then tell everyone, Cat.

Bullshitted by catfish on April 1, 2005 06:20 PM

.. you're all heart, Catfish..

Bullshitted by Eric on April 1, 2005 06:25 PM

Eric didn't try to kiss me either.

I feel fat & unattractive now :-(

Bullshitted by Harvey on April 1, 2005 07:14 PM

That was a compliment, dude. Everybody knows oxfords are chick magnets.

Bullshitted by Velociman on April 2, 2005 10:44 AM

Yes V-man, old chicks.

Bullshitted by catfish on April 2, 2005 11:12 PM