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Just think about it. Just imagine how humiliating it must be to blog your ass off for more than a year, then go out of town and ask someone to trash your house guest-blog for you while you're gone and see your stats go through the roof because YOU AREN'T THERE!!!

With a little help from my perverted loyal readers and this guy, Eric has increased his traffic significantly just by GOING AWAY. (Face it, Eric--- people just don't like you.) Of course, I drank all of his liquor, shot up his house, broke two windows, set his kitchen and porch on fire, left a VERY questionable stain on his couch, stole a pair of his wife's panties and.... uh... altered his cat somewhat, but he's going to forget about all that minor stuff when he checks his site meter.

Then, he will rejoice for the time it takes him to drive to Rincon and carve my guts out with his skinning knife.

by Acidman on March 30, 2005 | Bullshit (10)
Bullshit So Far

Well I'm sure he will be thankful that you did not talk about that "blow up sheep" he had stuffed waaaaaay back in his closet.

Bullshitted by Maeve on March 30, 2005 01:02 PM

still roflmao................ thanks!!

Bullshitted by joey on March 30, 2005 01:19 PM

"(Face it, Eric--- people just don't like you.)"

By an odd coincidence, I was just telling Eric that very thing last night :-)

Bullshitted by Harvey on March 30, 2005 01:33 PM

Speak for yourself Harvey... *grin* the ladies liked him very much.

Bullshitted by Teresa on March 30, 2005 02:03 PM have to post a picture of the cat! :)

Bullshitted by Sheilah on March 30, 2005 02:44 PM

You are so craaaaaaayaaaaaazy!! And so full of it! I'm trying my best not to go visit your blog. You confuse me....

Bullshitted by Lolly on March 30, 2005 02:57 PM

Dayum. How DO you get away with it, Acidman? I am mighty impressed by the ability to pull off such a flippant attitude and still be adored by your despots;-)

I need to study up on my poker methinks.

Bullshitted by sadie on March 30, 2005 03:34 PM

So much traffic. So little content. Amazing.

Bullshitted by Velociman on March 30, 2005 06:56 PM

Oh man, I did miss a lot while I was out of commission. [rolling up of sleeves] well, better hit the archives!

Bullshitted by michele on March 30, 2005 08:42 PM

We all like to think what is produced for the likes of the National Review, or Atlantic Monthly is what *everyone* wants to see or read. The truth of the matter is The National Enquirer has a far larger readership. Robs tour de farce here at Eric's and the resulting numbers just goes to prove that very point.

And if y'all ain't waiting with baited breath to see what Eric has in store for our one man version of "Animal House" ™ you are in a different reality then the rest of us or lying.

Bullshitted by Guy S on March 30, 2005 11:47 PM