My Morning...

... unfortunately, I have a highly sadistic morning ritual that I just can't seem to break... after I brew the my first pot of Colombian java, I turn on BBC America to get the news.. yeah, I know.. but hey, I have already acknowledged that it is a bad habit... and admitting you have a problem is the first step in rehabilitation... right?...

... anyway, this morning was the usual.. sitting in the living room listening to the British newscasters piss and moan about everything under the sun.... growling over my coffee about how much I would love to beat Jonathan Head with a lead pipe... when suddenly his head-jiggle, and whiny tone became even MORE head-jiggly and whiny toned... what was it that caused that piece of naval lint to get his knickers all in a twist?.. a terrorist attack?... a British political scandal?... evil America invading another country again?.... nope...

... Bobby fucking Fischer... what an ever-loving train wreck of an individual... who gives a shit about Bobby Fischer?... if I ever met him, I would shake his hand for beating the Russians at chess... get his autograph... and then commence to pummel his gray-bearded ass with anything I could get my hands on... the prick... and no, I am not talking about what he did in Yugoslavia... I am talking about what he said here a while back...

... but, I digress... back to the point.... old Mr. Head was falling all over himself worrying about the upcoming fate of Mr. Fischer, and how he has finally been allowed to crawl out of that Nipponese hoosegow.. heh heh.. so, Bobby Fischer is going to be Icelandic now, eh?.. good riddance, asshole... I hope he freezes to death and is eaten by rabid polar bears...

by Eric on March 24, 2005 | Bullshit (7) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Is it the java or the BBC America that is the bad habit?

I start my day with a bloody mary and BBC International...

I need to know which one is considered the vice so I can truly appreciate indulging in it.


Bullshitted by Jack on March 24, 2005 03:49 PM

Oh come on, you have to love a Nazi Jew.

Bullshitted by dbltap on March 24, 2005 04:30 PM

.. talking about the BBC, Jack.. drink as much coffee as you like..

Bullshitted by Eric on March 24, 2005 04:33 PM

Tell us how you REALLY feel about it...

Bullshitted by PrncessCat on March 24, 2005 04:46 PM

Eric you almost make me feel like hauling my television out of the basement... almost, but not quite - and I am not heading down to the basement just to watch the BBC. *grin*

Bullshitted by Teresa on March 25, 2005 10:36 AM

I have no idea what BBC America is like, and I'm intrigued now. What makes it so different from Fox, and CNN etc?

(Apart from the annoying accents. I can't stand them either)

Bullshitted by Sally on March 25, 2005 03:04 PM

When my favorite radio station puts on the BBC news I take a break from it.

Bullshitted by Jim on March 25, 2005 10:38 PM