... whoa.. hopefully, most of you have finished your breakfast already...

"Officials said the fingertip was approximately 1 3-8-inches long and a half-inch piece of fingernail was also found. They believe it belongs to a woman because of the long, manicured nail. "

... damn.. I had Wendy's just the other day... tell me that munching down on someone's finger would not put you off chili for life... sheesh..

... hat tip to Loyal Reader Charlie for this grisly news story..

by Eric on March 24, 2005 | Bullshit (6) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Probably came from a meat or vegetable processing plant somewhere down the supply line. Much like if people actually thought about what was in the ocean they would never swim in it again, I am sure if people actually saw what got ground up in the "hamburger supply" along with the round steak they would never eat red meat again.

Ever been to a big dairy? I DO NOT drink a lot of milk, chief.

Read "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair sometime if you wanna get grossed out over the national food supply.

Bullshitted by bitterman on March 24, 2005 11:06 AM

Only a finger? That's no big deal.

Bullshitted by Acidman on March 24, 2005 01:36 PM

I'm giving this one 24 hours to see if it pans out for real.

Bullshitted by Harvey on March 24, 2005 02:22 PM

Reminds me of the time a woman here returned eleven of the dozen muffins that she bought from Costco because she bit into one of them and got a used bandaid in her mouth that was baked into the muffin. A USED one.

Talk about NASTY.

Bullshitted by Alaska Kim on March 24, 2005 04:11 PM

It's a wonder that they didn't charge extra for the "estra topping"

Bullshitted by Junebugg on March 25, 2005 03:26 AM

Finger-lickin' good!

Bullshitted by zonker on March 25, 2005 10:56 AM