A Meme...

... apparently, according to The Redneck, "I've got time"... true, brother... true....

What's your favorite kind of cookie?

.. I don't normally eat sweets... I am not a cookie kinda guy... but, for the sake of this meme, I will say that I like those little round, white ones... with the chewy raspberry stuff in between them... if I was going to eat a cookie, I would set off in search of them...

Who is America's most overrated actor?

.. Tom Cruise.. enough said..

Name a guilty pleasure.

.. Gin and Tonics for lunch.. you ever do that?.. it's niiiiice... I highly recommend it...

"Scrubs" or "Everybody Loves Raymond"?

... I don't have much experience with those two shows... but, Raymond's wife is a knockout... so, if I had to choose, I'd choose "Everybody Loves Raymond's Wife Raymond"...

Name two things you can't live without.

... Scotch and tobacco.. or oxygen and water... damn, I am torn...

You pet's first name + your mother's maiden name = your porn star name.

.. all of my pets met brutal ends... either at the abbatoir, the hands of my Father, or on the road beside my house.. thus, I have blocked their names and visages from my childhood memory.. sorry.. I cannot answer this question.. were I to conjure up those memories of little (insert puppy name here) getting squished flat by Uncle Bob's farm truck, I'd probably go postal.. so I shall refrain...

What song are you listenin' to right now?

.. "Tush" by ZZ Top...

Name your celebrity crush.

.. Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Connelly... or Pheobe Cates... actually, both...

Favorite punchline from a joke.

... "yeah, ever since my monkey swallowed that cueball, he measures everything first"....

Who do you want to pass this meme off to?

... just to peek inside his alcohol addled mind, I am going to send this to The Bitterman... besides, the bastard needs a pick-me-up....

by Eric on February 18, 2005 | Bullshit (11) | Psycho Rants
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I'd go with the "Scotch and Tobacco"... At least you'd die happy.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on February 18, 2005 07:18 PM

.. I tend to agree...

Bullshitted by Eric on February 18, 2005 07:42 PM

I would submit Cruise elicited two Best Actor Oscar performances out of Newman and Hoffman. I think he is actually underrated. He subsumes his craft to the greater cause. And I understand I am the contra position here. Just my Big O.

Bullshitted by Velociman on February 18, 2005 09:21 PM

.. just re-watch Top Gun, and get back to me, Brother...

Bullshitted by Eric on February 18, 2005 09:53 PM

ZZ Top ROCKS!!!!

Bullshitted by Maeve on February 19, 2005 12:49 AM

Gin & Tonic - it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Bullshitted by Cappy on February 19, 2005 09:46 AM

Yea........Top Gun. HA. That movie fucking sucked. Cruise is gay. I mean, Cocktail? What the fuck was that. The whole Nicole Kidman thing was a well planned deception, diverting us from the fact that, in all actuality, he puffs pipe.

It was almost as bad a Backdraft, but don't let me get started.....

Bullshitted by bitterman on February 19, 2005 12:30 PM

No, I disagree. Top Gun was awesome. Or perhaps I'm biased since my dad was a Naval Fighter Pilot.

I was only 13 when Top Gun was released but the "sex scene" made me squirm in my seat. Tell me, where are the men who can kiss like that?

Bullshitted by Donna on February 19, 2005 12:43 PM

Jesus H. Christ on a Stick! Jennifer Connely and Phoebe Cates in a pool together, nekkid of course, while Brad wonders why no one knocks anymore is more than I can handle.

Fuken-A!!

Bullshitted by The Spud King on February 20, 2005 12:58 AM

Jeez, I have crappy writing skills. Should be wonders why KNOW one.

English fuck-ups removed it still is a hot scene. Just put Jennifer Jason Leigh in the corner watching Connely and Cates swapping spit and other secretions and I'm pretty sure we have lift off.

Enough from me on this subject.

Bullshitted by The Spud King on February 20, 2005 01:25 AM

*I'm gonna whisper this okay...*
"I love Tom Cruise..I think he's dreamy...a great actor and...just dreamy"....but it's no biggie that you don't dig him..

Bullshitted by Sandy on February 20, 2005 04:16 AM