We be Runnin'

... tired of the same old political bullshit?... vapid miscreants wallowing in your tax dollars?... never getting an audience with the people who pull the strings?... well, breathe easy, gentle rubberneckers... help is on the way..

... welcome to the dawning of a brave, new World... our Leader has proclaimed that our rallying cry shall be "Fuck You, and get out of my yard!"... hey, I am totally down with that... 100%..

... so, with all this said, I trust that we all can rely upon your votes, fellow countrymen... after all, you can trust us...

yours cordially,

The Secretary of Assorted Wherewithall & Bartender to the President

by Eric on January 31, 2005 | Bullshit (13) | Psycho Rants
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Bullshit So Far

Hell, you guys have my vote! Even without the campaign kickoff at Jekyll!

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on January 31, 2005 12:32 PM

.. on behalf of the party, I thank you for your support...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 31, 2005 05:37 PM

You are sooo funny! I'd always vote for you! :)

Bullshitted by Sheilah on January 31, 2005 06:22 PM

Any skeletons in the closet we should know about?

Bullshitted by Dash on January 31, 2005 06:50 PM

.. thanks, Sheilah... the check is in the mail... and Dash, my boy... I assure you, I am as pure as the driven snow... after all, you can trust me...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 31, 2005 07:12 PM

They couldn't be politicians without skeletons.....

Bullshitted by dawn on January 31, 2005 08:54 PM

... trust me, Dawn.. they are no skeletons.... well, at least not intact... that woodchipper does a number, babe....

Bullshitted by Eric on January 31, 2005 09:03 PM

I noticed no one has asked for the head of BAFT...is it because everyone who has been enquiring about a position (other than missionary) has such a close personal relationship with at least 2 of the 3 acronyms we would just sort of pass that job around on a rotating basis? Just curious *grin*

Bullshitted by Guy S. on January 31, 2005 09:42 PM

There'd be a Dixie Flag planted in the White House lawn, and first order of business would be to declare a National Day of Nekkid Blogging.

Bullshitted by Key on February 1, 2005 11:22 AM

Eric - I could use your bartending skills over here:


Oh, and bring your guitar...

Bullshitted by Harvey on February 1, 2005 11:52 AM

Naw, every day would be Nekkid Bloggin' Day.

Bullshitted by Dash on February 1, 2005 05:05 PM

Nobody will nekkid blog with me. I'm hurt.

Bullshitted by Velociman on February 1, 2005 07:26 PM

Heh...Somehow I doubt that Velocihunk. In fact, I'm willing to bet that you haven't even ASKED Eric!

Bullshitted by Key on February 1, 2005 08:46 PM