Dream Job...

... I swear... sometimes, reading the news just depresses the Hell out of me...

"The life of a strip club DJ is not the endless party people might expect. It's not illicit hand jobs and once-an-hour spins of Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." Despite the constant presence of women in various states of undress, it's not a very sexy gig. After a few hours on the job, the women all begin to look alike. Plus, there's too much work to do, between running the lights and keeping track of the order of dancers and making sure the computer is running properly and, oh yeah, playing a new song every three minutes or so. As for drinking and drugs? Well, you try making it through a 7 p.m.-to-4 a.m. shift while maintaining a buzz.

"You're here to make sales at the bar, pump up the crowd, play the right music and deal with about 50, 60 girls a night," says Lance Hicks, a DJ at The Fare Room at Cabaret Royale. "That's a job."

... thanks for bursting my bubble, guys... dammit... I'd always imagined that being a strip club DJ would be just about perfect.... looks like I need to find another dream job...

by Eric on January 31, 2005 | Bullshit (5) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

There's still cabana boy...

Bullshitted by Harvey on January 31, 2005 10:47 AM

That would be to OWN the strip club...

Bullshitted by Evilwhiteguy on January 31, 2005 09:59 PM

Looks to me like you've got a pretty peachy job workin' for the Prez... I didn't notice anything about spinnin' records in his JD. Just pourin' drinks and generally slicin' anybody that fell under the "assorted asshole" category.

Nonetheless I feel ya.

I'm gunnin for the ATF job in his tenure.
No pun intended.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on February 1, 2005 01:05 AM

off topic: Eric - a little somethin' for your librarian fetish.

Bullshitted by Harvey on February 1, 2005 09:37 AM

You'll like this story.


Bullshitted by Libby on February 4, 2005 03:51 PM