That Special Someone

... Valentine's Day is just around the corner, children... before you know it, we'll all be smothered under a deluge of pink and red things... hearts stamped onto everything from undergarments to kitchenware... be warned... it is coming..

... do not dismay, however... all is not lost... I have already completed my shopping, and have hoarded the loot... I am prepared.. so, what wonderous goodies did I purchase?... well, here you go...

.. if it is a sweet tooth that you wish to cure... I highly recommend this... I bought one pound of these babies..


... the one pictured is called the "irresistible"... heh... dark chocolate with strawberry sauce in the center... mmmm... they can be purchased right here..

... then again, maybe your girl has a nice rack... if so, you are a lucky, lucky man... this Valentine's Day, you might want to purchase something pleasing to the eye for her (and you)... something to accentuate those breasts... I know what you are thinking... Victoria's Secret... wrong, man... why be the same as everyone else?.. lingerie ain't where it's at... instead, why not get her one of these?..


.. I mean, just look at how my logo - sitting just in between those two beautiful breasts - forces the viewer to focus his.. uh.. attention...

... heh...

by Eric on January 28, 2005 | Bullshit (6) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh! I want one of those t-shirts. I want one with red sleeves though, I look better in red.

Bullshitted by Maeve on January 28, 2005 05:13 PM

What? No custom SWG thongs? Dammit, man!

Bullshitted by Dash on January 28, 2005 10:03 PM

Ooo what a nice breast accentuating logo you have!

Bullshitted by Jaded Angel on January 28, 2005 10:52 PM

Okay. If no thongs are available, what about SWG nipple enhancers?

Bullshitted by Dash on January 28, 2005 11:58 PM

Ralph Lauren ain't got nuttin' on you, Bro.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on January 29, 2005 06:26 AM

Oh, momma. I don't know which excites me more, seeing my work displayed in such a potentially provacative setting or the chocolate.

Chocolate, hands down. ;)

Bullshitted by pam on January 29, 2005 09:53 AM