I love nipples...

... human nature, gentle ones... it brings out the rubbernecker in all of us... take this, for instance... what would make a demure, 20-something babe go to such lengths?.... she WANTS us to rubberneck... well, I say, "more power to you, baby"...

... the flipside of this coin?... naked Chilean construction workers... being peeped at by hundreds of rubberneckers.. what did they do when they found out?... heh.. they dealt with the news like real men...

"One of the workers was quoted as saying: "We had no idea of what was going on but we had no complaints!"

.. that is the spirit, children... in our hearts, we are all voyeurs... not only do we love rubberneckin'.. but, we want others to do the same to us...

by Eric on January 27, 2005 | Bullshit (10) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Not all of us rubberneckers like for others to do the same. At least we don't openly admit it. Now, I have to admit, I like my nipples.... sometimes more than other times.... but the only times I ever want to show them off are in my private fantasies (and my rare exhibitionist dreams.) But bring on the bathing construction workers!!! That reminds me of when I was a little kid and my sister and I found out we could peek through the floorboards of the built-up storage area in the back of my grandpa's hardware store, into the small bathroom.....

Bullshitted by Lolly on January 27, 2005 09:55 AM

... thanks, Lolly... you admitting that you like your nipples has absolutely made my day.. now, tell us more about those dreams...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 27, 2005 10:09 AM

Is this an epiphany, Eric? Don't all straight white guys like nipples?

Bullshitted by sadie on January 27, 2005 10:20 AM

... no, Sadie... I've known for quite some time... I just like saying it again occasionally..

.. still, I find it hard to believe that such a thing as a "nipple enhancer" even existed.. I am so sheltered...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 27, 2005 10:48 AM

When you work with all men for years on end, after awhile the "side effects" of the cold don't even phase you anymore.

I use to get embarrased about it, but now hey I don't even realize it.

Bullshitted by Machelle on January 27, 2005 11:48 AM

Well, making your day has made my day! Yes, I thought that might get your attention. Let’s see, I sometimes dream of blatantly stripping off my clothes..... I’ve taken to publicly (although incognito) writing to strangers to capture their interest ..... ooops, maybe I DO want to be rubbernecked!

Bullshitted by Lolly on January 27, 2005 11:58 AM

Just sittin' here thinking about how lucky I am be married to a woman who's got this feature naturally, and in spades.

And how lucky I am to be living in a drafty Wisconsin house in winter ;-)

Bullshitted by Harvey on January 27, 2005 01:15 PM

See Eric...If you were faithfully watching Sex and the City --not only would you have known of their existence...you would have seen Kim Cattrall applying them... and I think she may have even been wearing glasses in that episode! ;)

Bullshitted by ALa71 on January 27, 2005 03:31 PM

There are women who need those? Nipple enhancers? Huh. Learn something new every day.

Bullshitted by Boudicca on January 27, 2005 09:43 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm, maybe I should get a pair for when I waitress.

Bullshitted by Maeve on January 27, 2005 11:33 PM